Cancer Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: R8J. J8R2. Q: Could I get some quickie droid porn, please? A: Actually ... You really, really don't want that answered. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually ... You really' date=' really don't want that answered. Really.[/quote'] Q: What could possibly be more disgusting than "Two girls one cup"? A: You were right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You were right. Q: I never believed you when you said that the Death Star was operational. A: To get the milk I needed some hay, to get the hay I needed a bucket, to get the bucket I needed an egg, to get the egg I needed some grain, to get the grain, well, let's not even go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: To get the milk I needed some hay' date=' to get the hay I needed a bucket, to get the bucket I needed an egg, to get the egg I needed some grain, to get the grain, well, let's not even go there.[/quote'] Q: How do we know the manorial system is breaking down? A: Seems a shame to come all this way and not be able to grab lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Seems a shame to come all this way and not be able to grab lunch. Q: HEY! You! Keep your mitts off Miss Lunch. She's gettin' tired of all the groping that goes on back there. Siddown, enjoy the show, but don't lunge at the waitresses. Got that? A: No charge for extra grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No charge for extra grease. Q: 60$ for the John Travolta film festival? How do you justify this price? A: Now I'm not interested; it's room temperature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now I'm not interested; it's room temperature! Q; Want some ice cream? A: A bowl! I got a bowl! Good for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A bowl! I got a bowl! Good for me! Q - What did a .500 Kentucky team that went 2-6 in conference get to say at the end of this past football season? A - Wow, you're not nearly as annoying as I'd heard you'd be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Wow' date=' you're not nearly as annoying as I'd heard you'd be.[/quote'] Q: Hi. I'm Gilbert Gottfried. How do you do? A: When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at. Q - Still feeling the effects of the anesthetic, are we? A - You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see that this will not end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see that this will not end well. Q - I've given Foxbat a rocket launcher, what could go wrong? A - Very funny. Now help me scrape him off the concrete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Very funny. Now help me scrape him off the concrete. Q: How much will Foxbat pay me to not send this video to Failblog? A: Totally worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Totally worth it. Q: You bought Albuquerque? A: Excuse me, but you've got weasels on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Excuse me' date=' but you've got weasels on your face.[/quote'] Q: I just got out of the lobbyists' briefing! Do I look OK? A: "Weasel" does NOT rhyme with, nor mean remotely the same thing as, "asteroid". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Weasel" does NOT rhyme with' date=' nor mean remotely the same thing as, "asteroid".[/quote'] Q: I was naming my weasel... I mean, naming my asteroid. Close enough. A: For a few dollars more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: For a few dollars more. Q: Can I get another burger with my Value Meal? A: Somehow I'm having trouble parsing the phrase "Kid-Friendly Clown". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somehow I'm having trouble parsing the phrase "Kid-Friendly Clown". Q: So after the wolves and the tigers, the plan is that we send in the kid-friendly clowns with chainsaws and sarin and take care of everyone still left alive at the elementary school? A: It won't work on Saturdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It won't work on Saturdays. Q: So what's the other flaw with my plan to "take care of" everyone at the elementary school? A: With a forklift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a forklift. Q: So, how did you pick up your date? A: That doesn't sound kosher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That doesn't sound kosher. Q: Can I get a ham & cheese on matzoh? A: Hold the sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hold the sausage. Q: So, for America's Got Talent, you plan to cut this sausage into five pieces with that Katana before the first piece hit's the ground. What's my part in the act? A: Don't argue; just get on the boat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't argue; just get on the boat! Q: Dammit, you can't sink this ship with an iceberg! A: I can't go any faster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't go any faster! Q: What does The Flash almost never say? A: Any slower would be going backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Any slower would be going backwards. Q: And how do you feel about rush hour traffic on I-5? A: Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 5, 2011 Report Share Posted February 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! Q - You're absolutely certain there's not an iceberg ahead of us? A - Like Pamela Anderson on Jeopardy!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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