Michael Hopcroft Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: 665 Q: I'm looking for the guy across the street from the Beast. What's that number again? A: The Irrational Number of the Beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Irrational Number of the Beast. Q - You're opening a bakery that will sell 666 flavors of pie? What will you call it? A - Charmed, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Charmed' date=' I'm sure.[/quote'] Q: Why is that beautiful elf dating the ugly half-orc? A: In the Elf-Help section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the Elf-Help section. Q: Where can I find the book on how to build an ornate treehouse? A: If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you choose not to decide' date=' you still have made a choice.[/quote'] Q - I told her I couldn't decide whether I wanted to keep dating her or not, and I haven't seen her since. What gives? A - Kindness that can kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Kindness that can kill. Q: You smothered her to death with teddy bears? What kind of stuff is that? A: He's so cool that when he goes to bed sheep count him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's so cool that when he goes to bed sheep count him. Q: What "Chuck Norris is so awesome" quote did you come up with that "won" you last place? A: With a chainsaw, no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a chainsaw' date=' no less.[/quote'] Q: George, you really did chop that cherry tree down, didn't you? A: Hurry! The creature will be here any minute, and the cake isn't ready! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hurry! The creature will be here any minute' date=' and the cake isn't ready![/quote'] Q: What's this about the Birthday Wendigo? A: Put it into a plasma furnace and reduce it to its component atoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Put it into a plasma furnace and reduce it to its component atoms. Q: I just found the Ultimate Nulifier! What shall we do with it? A: It was a very cordial murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a very cordial murder. Q: You fed him a poisoned chocolate-covered cherry? A: He drives the villains crazy 'cause he's a lunatic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He drives the villains crazy 'cause he's a lunatic! Q: Why does The Creeper drive villains crazy? A: White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: White. Q: And how would you like your milk, sir? A: No thank you, I'd rather not go to the dungeon today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No thank you' date=' I'd rather not go to the dungeon today.[/quote'] Q: Would you like some pineapples? A: It crashes constantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It crashes constantly. Q: And why do you want to return this airplane you just purchased? A: We are now at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. Surely you got the memo, Winston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are now at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia. Surely you got the memo' date=' Winston.[/quote'] Q: Your Majesty, can your marry the Queen of Eastasia and merge your domains so I can be Prime Minister of Just About Everywhere? A: What makes you think that a wedding would end that conflict? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: What makes you think that a wedding would end that conflict? Q: The Capulets and Montagues are at it again! We can stop it, right Juliet? A: Three civil brawls bred of an airy word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three civil brawls bred of an airy word. Q: All that I said was "Good Morning". What is going on here? A: Dead or alive, I'm going to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dead or alive' date=' I'm going to kill you.[/quote'] Q: I may be a vampire. Then again, I may not, be one. How does that strike you? A: A thunderstorm with snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A thunderstorm with snow. Q: What makes you think Thor and the Frost Giants are going at it again? A: As long as there are individuals in the human race with Y chromosomes, this activity will still be popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: As long as there are individuals in the human race with Y chromosomes' date=' this activity will still be popular.[/quote'] Q: What is the appeal of car bowling? A: Because its legal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because its legal. Q - Why is this note pad larger than the ones I usually get? A - It's only howling at the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's only howling at the moon. Q: Darling, what's that werewolf up to? A: There. There wolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: There. There wolf. Q: What do you say to comfort a hurt wolf? A: 20 wolves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: 20 wolves. Q: OK, what's an icosawolf? A: (sing) Do, and deck, a docecadork, .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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