Susano Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Hey all, I'm looking for help listing out the various "super powers" Chuck Norris would have based on the internet "Chuck Norris Facts." For example, the fact that "Under Chuck Norri's beard there's no chin, just another fist" would be Extra Limb. Anyone have any others? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Not that I can quote one now (yah, I know I'm on the internet posting this, all it takes is a small few movements, but yah, I'm lazy), but in general the vibe of all of the posts put together requires Chuck to have a massive PRE... and his presence attacks must be legendary... Let's see what he'd get from the bonus chart: Total Psychological Complication: Everyone fears Chuck Norris Exhibiting a Power or superior technology: Chuck Norris is superior to everything Incredibly violent action: Just standing still is an "Incredibly violent action" for Chuck Norris Incredible soliloquy: A brief moment of silence is an "Incredible soliloquy" for Chuck Norris Very appropriate setting: Where ever Chuck Norris is is always a "Very appropriate setting" for Chuck Norris to Pre attack. Target is in full retreat/has been captured: Anyone standing against Chuck Norris is always in full retreat, even if their feet aren't moving yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Well, Parts of them are in full retreat anyway.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? sounds like 200 PRE to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceprincessecho Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Chuck Norris doesn't breathe - he holds air hostage. Martial Grab, Affects Desolidified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. Tunneling with the Fill In Adder (whatever it's called). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.: Extra-Dimensional Movement (A Dimension where Target never exsisted) (20 Active Points); Requires A Roll (Attack roll; -1/2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Chuck Norris's left pinky finger is built as a Cosmically Powerful Superhero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escafarc Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Invisible to "Cyber" Sense Group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuSoardGraphite Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? "Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head" Hand Attack: xd6* Area of Effect-Line-selective, Megascale * X stands in for "infinity" because Chuck Norris's punch damage is incalculable. The active point cost of such an attack may be high enough that Megascale to cover the entire planet would be completely and utterly unnecessary. ChuckNorrisFacts.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuSoardGraphite Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? This one made me LOL: "Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwulfe Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink. Mind control, Animal class of minds; only to effect horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwulfe Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Chuck Norris Tears can cure cancer, to bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry. Transform, human with cnacer to human without cancer; IIF tears. Physical limitation can't cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimera 12 Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Chuck Norris Tears can cure cancer, to bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry. Transform, human with cnacer to human without cancer; IIF tears. Physical limitation can't cry. I'd go without the PhysLim; we don't know that Chuck can't cry (and indeed the mere suggestion that there is something he cannot do might be considered heresy by some), only that he doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwulfe Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? True then change it to a talent that nothing can make Chuck Norris cry, don't right off the top of my head know what to build that on yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuSoardGraphite Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? True then change it to a talent that nothing can make Chuck Norris cry' date=' don't right off the top of my head know what to build that on yet.[/quote'] +100 PRESENCE, Only to defend against situations/PRE Attacks that would make Chuck cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceprincessecho Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Chuck Norris' only disadvantage is Physical Limitation: Cannot take disadvantages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? this republic you think we live in is actually a Chucktatorship (25 points, head of state) Chuck once kicked someone so hard they flew out over the ocean, and back in time, landed on a passing plane and freaking killed Amelia Earhart. (martial attacks bought transdimensional) At tax time, Chuck just sends in blank paper and a picture of himself. The IRS clerks always know what to do. (Perk: pays no taxes 5) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Chuck once kicked someone so hard that they flew out over the ocean' date=' and back in time, landed on a passing plane and freaking [b']killed Amelia Earhart.[/b] Enforcer84 nagged me that this is actually Teleport, UAA, Trans-dimensional, linked to a Martial Arts Attack Roll. I reminded him that it may be 7 dice of Unluck usable as an attack, which no-one except Chuck Norris can build in Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Wow, rare footage of Chuck Norris hosting his annual Earth Day barbecue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Wow' date=' rare footage of Chuck Norris hosting his annual Earth Day barbecue.[/quote'] Earth only gets one day a year. Every other day belongs to Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escafarc Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? has anyone tried to stat up this fact as a power: Chuck is so awesome he can win Connect-Four in only 3 moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? Chuck Norris' only disadvantage is Physical Limitation: Cannot take disadvantages This is Normally a Catch-22, so he would have the Perk: Immune to Catch 22's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monster Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Re: Chuck Norris Facts as Powers for HERO? If you spell chuck norris in scrabble, you win, forever. would love to see a build on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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