Starlord

David Lee Roth should not have a halo.

I typically wear a mask for most of an 8-hour shift at work (taking it off during breaks, if I'm alone in the break room). They're not the most uncomfortable piece of PPE that I wear, and I can breathe just fine. Wear a mask, get accustomed to it, and stop being a hazard to everyone.
 
(This is directed more at theoretical anti-maskers, not any particular poster.) 

To celebrate the rice harvest, artists in Northern Japan create giant animal sculptures from leftover rice straw.
 

Trump declares Twitter national security threat after #DiaperDon trends following meltdown at miniature table

They know I prefer Beef, so I, for one, welcome our new Turkey overlords

"Let me get this straight.  You think that your client - one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world - is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands...and your plan is to blackmail this person?"
 
"Good luck."

I think Levar Burton would be a great replacement.

...and they're both Christmas movies.  

Because its true

Use of a condom can prevent use of a minivan.

I believe the interviewer was asking about actual allegations made, maybe by Trump, maybe his lawyers or spokespeople, maybe by elected Republican officials. I noticed he recited each question rather expressionlessly, then after the Dominion rep answered he moved on to the next question without comment. I got the impression the host didn't want to ask them, but was doing the job he was given. That methodical, detailed dispassion may turn out to be the most effective way to reply to the frequent near-hysteria of Trumpists.

Never make fun of someone for mispronouncing a word, they probably learned about it by reading.
 
PS:  It's pronounced: /draʊ/ drow or: /droʊ/ dro 

Never make fun of someone for mispronouncing a word, they probably learned about it by reading.
 
PS:  It's pronounced: /draʊ/ drow or: /droʊ/ dro 

Never make fun of someone for mispronouncing a word, they probably learned about it by reading.
 
PS:  It's pronounced: /draʊ/ drow or: /droʊ/ dro 

Any discussion of the best Jazz artists would have to include Karl Malone and John Stockton as I'm sure you're aware.  So I'm going to look past the obvious choices and recommend you take a look at the careers of Jeff Hornacek, Pete Maravich, Adrian Dantley and Donovan Mitchell.  Mark Eaton is also niche suggestion - he really only did one thing, but he did it very well.

The truth is out there...in Utah.

I think poor David Carr has the biggest grievance, but the Statute of Limitations may be up on him.

164 business leaders urge Trump to begin presidential transition for the sake of the country

I was making a tiny joke...this season was already gone.  This'll set him back a ways, so it already puts next season in jeopardy....
 
Oh well, they don't all work....