Starlord

The legend lives on from the Apprentice on down
of the big oompaloompa called Donnie
The Donnie, it is said, always has some bed head
and he's friends with a loon named Giulani
With a MAGA flag load, 26,000 or more stowed, 
than that big, ole fat Trump boat weighed empty
that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
when the polls of November vote truly
 
 
 
PS - think Gordon Lightfoot....

The legend lives on from the Apprentice on down
of the big oompaloompa called Donnie
The Donnie, it is said, always has some bed head
and he's friends with a loon named Giulani
With a MAGA flag load, 26,000 or more stowed, 
than that big, ole fat Trump boat weighed empty
that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
when the polls of November vote truly
 
 
 
PS - think Gordon Lightfoot....

The legend lives on from the Apprentice on down
of the big oompaloompa called Donnie
The Donnie, it is said, always has some bed head
and he's friends with a loon named Giulani
With a MAGA flag load, 26,000 or more stowed, 
than that big, ole fat Trump boat weighed empty
that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
when the polls of November vote truly
 
 
 
PS - think Gordon Lightfoot....

Huge Michael McDonald fan
 
 
 

The legend lives on from the Apprentice on down
of the big oompaloompa called Donnie
The Donnie, it is said, always has some bed head
and he's friends with a loon named Giulani
With a MAGA flag load, 26,000 or more stowed, 
than that big, ole fat Trump boat weighed empty
that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
when the polls of November vote truly
 
 
 
PS - think Gordon Lightfoot....

The legend lives on from the Apprentice on down
of the big oompaloompa called Donnie
The Donnie, it is said, always has some bed head
and he's friends with a loon named Giulani
With a MAGA flag load, 26,000 or more stowed, 
than that big, ole fat Trump boat weighed empty
that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
when the polls of November vote truly
 
 
 
PS - think Gordon Lightfoot....

The legend lives on from the Apprentice on down
of the big oompaloompa called Donnie
The Donnie, it is said, always has some bed head
and he's friends with a loon named Giulani
With a MAGA flag load, 26,000 or more stowed, 
than that big, ole fat Trump boat weighed empty
that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
when the polls of November vote truly
 
 
 
PS - think Gordon Lightfoot....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Comixology.com appears to have all Black Panther titles for free (presumably digital)

A Trump supporter dies and goes to the pearly gates. There he sees St Peter and gets excited and walks towards the pearly gates.
 
St. Peter says, "I want you to know, on the whole you were a good person, that's why you're going in. But we almost had to send you to hell because you voted for Trump."
 
"What do you mean? Trump is the best president ever and a devout Christian!"
 
St. Peter snorts and says, "He's nothing of the sort. He's vain, greedy, an adulterer, racist, and corrupt. As soon as he dies we're sending him straight to hell."
 
The Trump supporter shakes his head, his eyes wide and mutters unhappily, "Oh my gosh. I didn't realize the deep state went this far!"

Stop playing with your sex robots at the dinner table, it's rude.

I love hearing from people who think laws have any actual effect on Trump. I lost that  level of optimism over a year ago. 

It causes the body's mechanisms for regulating bradykinin to go haywire.  Everyone knows the only thing that can control a bunch of bradykin is the calm and steadying influence of Mike and Carol Brady.

I vote for Drax.

Could this mean the locust plague was actually Mothra?