Christougher

I remember reading somewhere that DMs (yes that is right D&D) will run new players through a village fair with various contests, like archery for example, so as to introduce new players on the mechanics and where to find it on the sheet. 

It would.  HERO is exceptionally easy to PLAY - as stated earlier, roll 3d6 vs target number, lower is better.  Roll high for damage.  That's it.  The hard stuff is front loaded into character creation, but if you pre create the characters your players should be fine.

It would.  HERO is exceptionally easy to PLAY - as stated earlier, roll 3d6 vs target number, lower is better.  Roll high for damage.  That's it.  The hard stuff is front loaded into character creation, but if you pre create the characters your players should be fine.

What's Thanos's favorite video game?
 
Half-Life

It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
 
Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in.
 
He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date.
 
Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
 
Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."
 
Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?"
 
"Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."
 
Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go.
 
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"

The punchline comes before the question.
 
What's the worst part about time travelling jokes?

Thought about cross-posting to Foods For Those That Don't Care Anymore.

Waitress: The glass needs a refill.

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2021
 
I’ve experienced the 7 day trial and I’m not interested

Absolutely not. 
 
A mask with holes in it provides no significant protection.

Lobo and Deadpool. Or better yet, the two of them can punch each other in the face... for eternity.  😡

2020- Congratulations, you have past the tutorial.
 
2021: Welcome to level 1

A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells “I'm looking for the man who had sex with my wife!”
Everybody’s silent for a second until someone at the back of the bar yells “Mate, you ain’t got enough bullets!”

Q: What does DNA stand for?
 
A: National Dyslexia Association 

Steve Rogers (MCU)

Jar Jar Binks
the male and female lead characters from Twilight
any early Adam Sandler characters
Dolores Umbridge
any character played by Pauly Shore

Q: What's red and pink and can't fit through a revolving door?
 
 

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

How do mathematicians scold their children?
 
If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times.…

Do you know where Chuck Norris stands on White Nationalists?
 
On their necks.

My Dallas/Fort Worth local gaming store has a bunch of out-of-print supplemental (NO rulebooks) HERO 5E/6E printed books on clearance, most of them for single-digit prices.
 
The books listed below were there when I left, (presume 1d6 copies of each, didn't have time to count & price all).  Willing to pass them along for $5-10 + shipping if there is interest.  Post requests on this thread if you wish; will take to PMs for arrangements.  Will update when any sell out.
 
Alien Wars, Asian Bestiary, Arcane Adversaries, Atlantis, Book of the Destroyer, Book of Dragons, Book of the Empress, Book of the Machine, New Millennium Bay City,  New Millennium Alliances, Invaders from Below, Champions Battlegrounds, Champions of the North, Champions Universe, Champions Worldwide, Conquerors Killers Crooks, Cops Crews Cabals, Dark Champions, Dark Champions TAS, Day After Ragnarok, Demon, Everyman, Evil Unleashed, Fantasy Battlegrounds, Foxbat for President, Gadgets and Gear, Galactic Champions, Combat Handbook, Vehicle Sourcebook, Hidden Lands, Lucha Libre Hero, Masterminds Madmen, Millennium City, Monsters Minions Marauders, Mystic World, Ninja Hero, Post Apocalyptic Hero, Predators, PS 238, Reality Storm, Scourges of the Galaxy, Shades of Black, Sharper than Serpents Tooth, Spacers Toolkit, Stronghold, Teen Champions, Terran Empire, Thrilling Places, Tuala Morn, Turakian Age, Ultimate Brick, Ultimate Speedster, Ultimate Skill, Ultimate Vehicle, UNTIL, USPD 1 & 2, Valdorian Age, Vibora Bay, villains Vandals Vermin, Villainy Amok, Viper, Worlds of Empire, You Gotta Have Character.
 
Chris.

My SUV needs all 4 tires replaced at a total cost of $800. That's more than the stimulus they gave us and so the wife freaked out a little.
 
I told her that it's no big deal and we can just rent a SUV for a day and it would only cost $50.
 
She said I was an idiot and that we would need an SUV for more then 24 hours.
 
Then I explained to her that it's more then enough time for me to swap the tires.