Christougher

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Real show
 
 

I wouldn't say that.
 
But I would say you're old fashioned, and that you're over the hill.  .  .

Did you ever notice all the prehensile hair types are female? Does nobody want to see long haired men? Call him Handlebar, maybe give him a mulletpower of various tricks...

The police apprehended a guy who had a sexual fetish for obscure legal doctrine.
 
He got off on a technicality.

Now I think someone should dress as a chest of drawers with alcohol in one, Tobacco in another and firearms in the third. or at least labeled that way.

I’m not rank, I’m vile. 

So the next time I say something stupid I can blame auto-correct?

You see a Mexican Indian dressed in historical garb including a red cape. He says, "My name is Kentlclarkl, but you may call me Super Mayan."

Your waiter is named Greg?

Pornography gives people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Probably the most fun convention game that I had a part in running was the Champions 30th Anniversary that I co-ran with Dave Mattingly at Origins 2011. In addition to the 6 slots for regular players (playing the Champions), there were 3 special players: Steve Long playing Robert Caliburn, Darren Watts playing Doctor Silverback, and Jason Walters playing Caveman Cortez (from Lucha Hero). Steve, Darren, and Jason chose which of their characters they’d play. 
 
Foxbat had come to the conclusion that he was a character in the Champions RPG and traveled back in time to Origins 1981 to kidnap the game’s creators and have them rewrite the universe to make him a hero.
 
In the rewritten universe, the Champions were now Foxbat’s Amazing Friends and the players had a lot of fun with the idea that Foxbat was now the world’s greatest hero. Meanwhile, in Vibora Bay, Robert Caliburn sensed the rewritten universe and along with Caveman Cortez, who had just finished helping him wrap up an adventure, headed to Millennium City. 
 
The heroes eventually figured out what was going on and thanks to the genius of Doctor Silverback, they all headed back in time to Origins 1981. There they found Foxbat and a team of villains from Enemies 1 that had not yet appeared in another Hero book standing over the unconscious bodies of the Guardians. The heroes defeated the villains, preventing the kidnapping of George MacDonald, Steve Peterson, and Ray Greer and restoring the timeline.
 
 

They should get together and play Champions on Twitch...?

I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices in my head.
 
The response? "You don't have a psychiatrist."