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L. Marcus reacted to Cancer in The "Nice Happy" Thread
It's Pi Day.
On the down side, Stephen Hawking passed away earlier today.
On the up side, it is Albert Einstein's birthday.
And on the very up side, for the first time this century, I've been offered a multi-year contract.
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L. Marcus got a reaction from Michael Hopcroft in Soccer Thread 2017-18
Perhaps you fine folks here haven't heard about it, but the tiny football club Östersund beat Arsenal on Arsenal's home turf. 1-2 in the second match in R32 in the Europa League. Too bad Östersund lost 4-2 on aggregate, but one can't have everything.
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L. Marcus reacted to Lord Liaden in And now, for your daily dose of cute...
"Cubs, shmubs, I'm adorable too! See?"
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L. Marcus reacted to Lord Liaden in And now, for your daily dose of cute...
"I'm warm and being carried while you have to walk in the cold. THHHHP!"
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L. Marcus got a reaction from Spence in Soccer Thread 2017-18
Perhaps you fine folks here haven't heard about it, but the tiny football club Östersund beat Arsenal on Arsenal's home turf. 1-2 in the second match in R32 in the Europa League. Too bad Östersund lost 4-2 on aggregate, but one can't have everything.
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L. Marcus got a reaction from Pariah in Longest Running Thread EVER
Winter Time is the standard time! You want longer, brighter summer evenings? Go to bed earlier -- it's the same thing!
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L. Marcus got a reaction from Twilight in Soccer Thread 2017-18
Wotta waste, when they could've given it all to me.
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L. Marcus reacted to Old Man in And now, for your daily dose of cute...
Meanwhile, because it doesn't belong in the funny thread:
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L. Marcus got a reaction from RDU Neil in There Can Be Only One - SciFi or Fantasy
Mom! Dad! Don't make me choose! :
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L. Marcus reacted to Xavier Onassiss in Expose your Superhero ID!
I am... SARCASMAN!
Like I need to tell you that.
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L. Marcus reacted to JmOz in Expose your Superhero ID!
Saw it online...posted it on my classroom door
Typoman
Writer of Wrongs
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L. Marcus reacted to Pariah in Jokes
An explosion last week killed a wild-living navy boiler man and he found himself in Hell. Being used to stoking fires and extremely hot temperatures, he found hell actually quite comfortable.
When Satan went to check out the new arrival, he found him sitting in his room smiling.
“You like this?” Satan asked.
“Yes, sir,” said the sailor, “this feels like a spring day to me.”
Not wanting the new guy to be too comfortable, Satan turned up the heat a bit. When he went back the next day to see how his new arrival was doing, the sailor was still happy; he hadn’t even broken a sweat.
“I like this kind of weather,” he told Satan.
For the next few days, Satan turned up the heat more and more, but each day the Sailor looked as comfortable as ever. By Sunday, Satan decided to try something different. Rather than turn up the heat even more, he turned it off and turned on the air conditioning. Icicles formed in the sailor’s room! When he checked on the guy, the room was icy and he was shivering, but he had a grin from ear to ear, bigger than ever.
Satan was exasperated! “Why are YOU so happy?” he demanded from the sailor. “It’s FREEZING in here!”
“Well, I’m from Cleveland," said the sailor, “and evidently the Browns just won the Super Bowl!”
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L. Marcus got a reaction from Netzilla in Expose your Superhero ID!
Procrastination Man -- The Man Of Tomorrow!
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L. Marcus reacted to BoloOfEarth in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
Last night's D&D game, our party finds the cavern where a white dragon is hanging from the ceiling over his (frozen-in-ice) horde.
Player 1: Does the dragon see us?
DM: Yes. It's looking at you.
Player 2: Should we roll initiative?
DM: Not yet. It's waiting to see what you're going to do.
(long pause as nobody wants to set things in motion and get us all killed)
Player 2: Okay, well, maybe I should walk into the room. (bored tour guide voice) And here, we have the dragon's chamber. You'll note the horde - feel free to add to it as you go through. Next on our tour is the southern tunnel...
Player 3: And we're walking... we're walking...
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