Enforcer84

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 

Well, it wouldn't be unusual.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
Paris Hilton. There is no reason in the universe that could save her from my divine wrath. Should that I have such power.

Re: City of Heroes - Online Hero Game
 

Aww, now I am jealous. What kind of computer did you get?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

Re: Superhero Images
 

There are a lot of different skin tones for the Maori, so I went with a middle tone, hopefully it was what you were thinking of.
 
I'm not sure I got the beige and olive correct, but they are easy enough to tweak, and if you happen to have color samples post them and I can match them.
 
Hopefully this is close to what you were envisioning overall.

Re: Answers & Questions
 

Q. What do they keep in the smallest asylum in the world ?
 
A. Only we have to be in its path when it happens

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
 
Gimme some water - Eddie Money
 
 
Love this song
 
Gimme some Water
Mama never understood
What it`s like for a losing man
When her number one son goes bad
Playing cards with the devil`s hand
 
But daddy got real sick so quick
For wars I`ll never understand
I was the one that good with the fun
Took the money from the rich man`s land
 
Gimme some water
Cause I shot a man
On the Mexican border
Cool, cool water
Gimme some water
I need a little water
 
Jimmy grew up so fast
Then he met me at the pass one day
Said, you`re a wanted man
Take your brother`s hand
I`ll be running with you anyway
 
So we rode late in the night
Like the fires on the desert sand
Til one day, the posse caught us
Cause the sheriff always gets his man
 
Gimme some water
Cause I killed a man
On the Mexican border
Cool, cool water
I need a little water
 
Oh Jeez, I just can`t lose my hand
I`ve run just as fast as my legs can
But Lord, I got no room to run
Shouldn`t have done what
I did with that big gun
 
Hey hey, yeah
 
Gimme some water
Cause I killed a man
On the Mexican border
Cool, cool water
 
Can`t you see that long white rope
Hanging from the hangman`s tree
Take a restless horse
Tie my hands of course
Tell my mother that I`m finally free
 
Let me die like a man
No one understands
Let me pray that a poor man`s brave
Smacked that horse in the ***
With my last dying gasp
My brother could hear me say
 
Gimme some water
Cause I shot a man
On the Mexican border
Cool, cool water
Gimme some water
 
Gimme some water
Cause I shot a man
On the Mexican border
Cool, cool water
Gimme some water
 
Gimme some water
Cause I shot a man
On the Mexican border
Cool, cool water
Gimme some water
 
Gimme some water
Cause I killed a man
On the Mexican border
Cool, sweet water
Gimme some water
 
 
I like rock songs about cowboys*, but not cowboy music, go figure.
*exception being "wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovi. I hate that friggin song.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

 
"Hello, Mr. Enforcer, is it? I'm with the DEA and we're interested in this roast pot you seem to be distributing...."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
Boss! I need a raise. I work hard and...MOM?!??! What ARE YOU DOING WITH MR FITZIMONS?
 
 
 
NT: Worst change in a super's costume (other than changing leather to polyester. )
 
It needed to be said

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 
This is for "Heroes & Legends". From About Time! Games. They are
currently in playtest and have a tenative release date set for late 2006.
You can check out their website at http://www.abouttimegames.com.
 
I thought it was a clever tackling of a universal RPG system, instead of the multi figure approach of other covers.
 

Re: Haiku Hero
 
Because I'm Doug, Dad
I don't have to "get it" 'kay?
I'm outa He-re!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
Agent Scully? Agent Bond, British Intelligence. You two will be working closely together.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
I think I will from now on call you Clifford the Big Red Lizard.
Which sounds like I am naming my schlong but none the less amuses me.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I really think that this rep thing is higly over rated. But then it's hard to appreciate a slick car when you are choking in the dust behind it.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Remember... Rep means nothing

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Speaking of which, as someone was elsewhere talking about compiling a "history of NGD" or "history of the boards", this would be a landmark day. Perhaps in the future it will be a day of mourning. Maybe people should turn their avatars black?

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
No matter what I do with the rest of my life, I think I've long known my calling. Class Clown. I'm no stand up comic, no great comedic actor, writer, lyracist. I'm witty enough for a few seconds and can keep my co-workers giggling, I like it. When it happens I am happy, I am validated. I don't even care that I hate my job, as long as I can regularly make someone laugh I am cool.
I knew it in high school.
I forgot it in college.
I remembered it in my jobs. I handle stress by cracking wise. I will shuck my mortal coil with a joke. I love this place with all my cyber audience.
 
"He Tall"

 
 
 
Thanks to those who laugh at my jokes (and not merely at me).

Re: "Neat" Pictures
 
Here's a keen one.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
The Ultimate CLOWN.

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Enforcer84 was the inspiration for the Hedgehog Song.

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Enforcer84. He robs banks wearing only his underpants and has yet to be caught by the police or the FEDs

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I'm glad I have a chance to catch up to Zorn.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 

...And hey, what are you carrying?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 

...And hey, what are you carrying?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
After a long weekend at Origins (a few years back), my wife and I returned home with a couple friends to enjoy a little Golden Age Champions. We were all a little slaphappy, so a few entertaining tidbits were sure to creep up.
 
My wife was new to the game, though she'd seen us play several times before. Upon seeing her character, she began to ask me about the things on the character sheet and I explained them in detail. Eventually, she started looking very intently at the sheet, even turning it over to look on the back for something...
 
Me: "What are you looking for?"
Wife: "Does my character have super vision?"
Me: "Nope."
Wife (without missing a beat): "Sweet! I'm unsupervised!"