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wcw43921

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  1. The Monolith May Be Closer Than We Think
  2. He does, however, have a strong measure of influence in some friendly nations, as evidenced in the movie Live And Let Die. Here he is about to be arrested by the Honorable Sheriff J.W. Pepper, who could have been the direct inspiration for Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County-- Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!" Felix Leiter: "Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please?" State Trooper: "Yessir. J.W., let me have a word with ya. J.W., now this fellow's from London England. He's a Englishman workin' in cooperation with our boys, a sorta... secret agent." Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?" Don't know as Bond has that pull with Canada or any place in Western Europe. He certainly didn't have it in North Korea.
  3. Maybe, but he does have a strong measure of influence in some friendly nations, as is indicated in the movie Live And Let Die. Here, Bond is about to be arrested by the Honorable Sheriff J.W. Pepper--who could have been the direct inspiration for Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County-- Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!" Felix Leiter: "Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please?" State Trooper: "Yessir. J.W., let me have a word with ya. J.W., now this fellow's from London England. He's a Englishman workin' in cooperation with our boys, a sorta... secret agent." Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?" Maybe, but he does have a strong measure of influence in some friendly nations, as is indicated in the movie Live And Let Die. Here, Bond is about to be arrested by the Honorable Sheriff J.W. Pepper--who could have been the direct inspiration for Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County-- Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!" Felix Leiter: "Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please?" State Trooper: "Yessir. J.W., let me have a word with ya. J.W., now this fellow's from London England. He's a Englishman workin' in cooperation with our boys, a sorta... secret agent." Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?" Maybe, but he does have a strong measure of influence in some friendly nations, as is indicated in the movie Live And Let Die. Here, Bond is about to be arrested by the Honorable Sheriff J.W. Pepper--who could have been the direct inspiration for Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County-- Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!" Felix Leiter: "Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please?" State Trooper: "Yessir. J.W., let me have a word with ya. J.W., now this fellow's from London England. He's a Englishman workin' in cooperation with our boys, a sorta... secret agent." Sheriff J.W. Pepper: "Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?"
  4. As I said in the Champions Forum, it's time to break out--The Giant Santa-Mech! Walk it to within hearing range of all the turkeys--including Turkeyzilla--then start blasting Christmas music and "HO-HO-HO! HO-HO-HO!" Santa laughter. All the turkeys become enraged--"IT'S NOT TIME FOR CHRISTMAS YET!"--and they charge at Santa-Mech, who turns and runs--and believe me, you have never seen a giant robot in the shape of an overweight saint move so fast. Once the turkeys follow the Santa-Mech out of the city the Army takes over, saturation blasting them with tank, artillery, and helicopter gunship fire. Then the Air Force joins in, starting with waves of A-10 Thunderbolts, then AC-130 gunships finish the job. It'll be one heck of a show--but I sure ain't cleaning up that mess.
  5. More a believer in the maxim, "If a vicious, murderous, and deranged plan works, it ain't vicious, murderous, and deranged."
  6. Time to break out--The Giant Santa-Mech! Walk it to within hearing range of Gob-Lar, Gobble-Tron and the Giant Demon Turkey, then start blasting Christmas music and "HO-HO-HO! HO-HO-HO!" Santa laughter. The three Monster-Turkeys become enraged--"IT'S NOT TIME FOR CHRISTMAS YET!"--and they charge at Santa-Mech, who turns and runs--and believe me, you have never seen a giant robot in the shape of an overweight saint move so fast. Once the Turkeys follow the Santa-Mech out of the city the Army takes over, saturation blasting them with tank, artillery, and helicopter gunship fire. Then the Air Force joins in, starting with waves of A-10 Thunderbolts, then AC-130 gunships finish the job. It'll be one heck of a show--but I sure ain't cleaning up that mess.
  7. Robert Heinlein's Rules For Writers You must write. You must finish what you write. You must refrain from rewriting, except to editorial order. You must put the work on the market. You must keep the work on the market until it is sold.
  8. I figured a Waffle House beer would taste more like maple syrup, myself.
  9. I will admit to being a bit surprised that The Brady Bunch was considered that popular, out of all the shows set in California. And while I have nothing against Hawaii Five-0, I thought Magnum, P.I. would have beaten it out.
  10. If Bonanza can make that list, Gunsmoke should have also.
  11. And that is why I will not put up with jokes about the "Cowardly French." Rest You Well, Mon Frere. Vive La France.
  12. You are technically correct--the very best kind of correct, according to Hermes Conrad.
  13. Howzabout Doctor Nexus? There were a lot of Doctor types in the Golden Age--Doctor Occult, Doctor Fate, Doc Savage--so sticking the title Doctor on his name could just be the Golden Age touch the character need.
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