Logan D. Hurricanes

Those are good pics, but you should post some with the make-up on, too.
 
 
 
 

Re: Jokes
 
There were two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge.
 
One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and they replied "Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on you."
 
And then Fridge says "bllaaarrarararraraaarg".

Re: Jokes
 
A paralegal sent me these today I've heard most, but not all.
 
 
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
 
What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
 
What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
 
What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
There was an empty seat.
 
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
 
Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
 
What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A lobotomy.
 
What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
 
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
 
What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
 
How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
 
Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
Because people could not tell which side to spit on.

Re: What Non-Fiction Book have you just finished?
 
Today I finished a quirky little book called Quiet, Please: Dispatches from a Public Librarian by Scott Douglas. The stories were originally published in a blog format, and I'm glad he was able to get away with it. It filled me nostalgia and dread. I'm reminded of why I got into this field, and why I ran away screaming.
 
I'm not sure how widespread the appeal is, honestly. Some of it seemed to be written for other professionals, but it should still be largely accessible. If you've ever wondered what really goes on behind the reference desk, give it a look. It's a pretty fast read, and the e-book was free.
 

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

So pirates can identify both of them without everyone else being terminally confused.

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 

 
As they would say on FIREFLY ... Shiney!
 
PDS

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 

You mean, there's a context in which this makes sense?
 

 
Can I game with you?

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Ghost-angel's ego is 790 miles long and 660 miles wide at its most distant points. It covers 268,601 square miles. 261,914 square miles of Ghost-angel's ego are land areas. 6,687 square miles of it are covered by water. The Mean Elevation of Ghost-angel's ego is only 1,700 feet above sea level.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Re: A Thread for Random Videos
 
Mario and Luigi in a Band
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3117004324521250241

Re: "Neat" Pictures
 

The fifth one is Batman.
 
 
 
 
I think.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
One advantage of root beer is that it goes so well with ice cream. Do people put ice cream in beer? No. And well they should not, for the Force is my ally, and a powerful ally it is. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. It knows when sleeping you are, and also when awake you happen to be.

Re: A Thread for Random Mooings
 
To err is human,
To moo bovine.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
The Bobs have their entire rendition of Helter Skelter available online

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.
 
 
 
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
 
 
 
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
 
 
 
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
 
 
 
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
 
 
 
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
 
Yes, SHE WAS BLONDE!

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Dad bought another car today. It's a three year old Saturn with low miles and in excellent shape.
 
I'm very proud of him. He's owned probably 25-30 cars in his lifetime because he's a clunker junkie. He loves to buy crap cars. Now he finally has a car that won't fall apart, melt, or disintegrate for no apparent reason. I had to really twist his arm to convince him to not buy someone else's problems again.

Re: Haiku Hero
 
EB 8d6,
Explosion, Armor Piercing
(80 Active Points).

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
Slightly different setting. World of Warcraft, we were on Teamspeak, a program which lets us speak to each other while playing.
 
It was a slow night on Teamspeak, fairly quiet, and one of the guys kept trying to get the convesration going by making jokes, but getting mostly silence. Finally in exasperation he said "This sucks. Nobody's laughing at my funny jokes."
 
I responded "Now, when have we ever not laughed at one of your funny jokes?"

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Give 'em a four pager with a sticky note on it saying "It would've been longer if I had the proper library to do research in."

Re: Haiku Hero
 

 
He-re as two sounds?
Don't you think you're stretching it
Just a bit too much?

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

I'm in charge of the potato chips. Which makes me the...
 
 
 
oh jeez, I can't even type it. You know.

On the "neat" pictures front, here's a page I found while doing some Alchemy research. It's a bunch of really cool art representing alchemical symbols of various metals.
 
If I didn't like my snarky Cylon avatar so much, I'd be tempted to use one of these...
 
http://www.metalprices.com/introduction/symbols_large_with_artists_comments.htm

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

Hot chick at the bar: How long have you been in a band?
 
Me: About three or four seasons.
 
Girlfriend: You can see them next weekend if you want.
 
Hot chick at the bar: I love band guys. I'd love to see you play.
 
Girlfriend: You don't need to see him play.
 
Hot chick at the bar: We don't need to see him play.
 
Girlfriend: This is not the singer your looking for.
 
Hot chick at bar: This is not the singer we're looking for.
 
Girlfriend: He can go about his business.
 
Hot chick at bar: You can go about your business.

Re: "Neat" Pictures
 
Allright Lightray! I start out with a Griffon.
 
 
A BABY GRIFFON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
i'm still not hungry.
 
i ate fig newtons with no joy.
 
~_~