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I hate when I'm at the store, and I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but when I get home, they're just regular donuts.

I hate when I'm at the store, and I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but when I get home, they're just regular donuts.

Frankenstein, the Modern Prometheus, written by a teenage girl almost two hundred years ago, and arguably launched both science fiction and horror as genres.
 
The Fault in Our Stars, a great tragic love story (the movie is also very good)

Frankenstein, the Modern Prometheus, written by a teenage girl almost two hundred years ago, and arguably launched both science fiction and horror as genres.
 
The Fault in Our Stars, a great tragic love story (the movie is also very good)

That's my favorite Chris Tucker movie.

That's my favorite Chris Tucker movie.

Party on, dudes.

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.

Props to the Confessor.

Bimbos of the Death Sun by Sharyn McCrumb
 
It's a murder mystery set at a sci-fi convention, and it gets nerd culture, lovingly spoofing it as well as Galaxy Quest or Ready Player One.
 

From DEFCON years ago:  Turns out roofie cookies taste just like regular cookies.

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

It's a trick. Get an axe.

I was in the old neighborhood and went by the house I grew up in.
I asked if I could go in and look around.
They said no and slammed the door.
My mom can be really mean sometimes.
 

I was in the old neighborhood and went by the house I grew up in.
I asked if I could go in and look around.
They said no and slammed the door.
My mom can be really mean sometimes.
 

From a friend of mine:
 
This restaurant has a meatloaf special. I would give it a 2 out of 3 stars. But, when it comes to meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.

From a friend of mine:
 
This restaurant has a meatloaf special. I would give it a 2 out of 3 stars. But, when it comes to meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.

From a friend of mine:
 
This restaurant has a meatloaf special. I would give it a 2 out of 3 stars. But, when it comes to meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.

From a friend of mine:
 
This restaurant has a meatloaf special. I would give it a 2 out of 3 stars. But, when it comes to meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.

It was great to see John Pyper-Ferguson.
 
"Don't touch Pete's piece!"
 

I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.
 

I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.
 

"How does it taste?"

"It's very Chewie."

What a shame Supergirl didn't bring any Medusa virus to Barry's Earth to stop the nonhuman non-Kryptonian aliens...