Pariah

A month an a half from now, they're no longer my problem.

I don't worry much about revenge, as I have no living enemies.

Syndrome's illegitimate son (yes, Buddy Pine successfully procreated) comes forward to claim his rightful inheritance. Armed with nearly unlimited resources, he hires the best attorneys he can find and takes the Parrs to court in a wrongful death lawsuit. The jury finds for Buddy Jr., bankrupting the Parrs, and the results of the trial once again cause a public backlash against supers. Bob, Helen, and the kids are forced to move to Estonia to escape the bad press. Buddy Jr., meanwhile, decides to open a Mediterranean cafe, which is destroyed six months later in an alien invasion.

Q - What on Earth could have pre-empted TMZ's coverage of Kim Kardashian's hangnail? A - I never want to see that again.

Muppets. Chemistry. Two of my favorite things. (Along with raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, et cetera.)

What do two medical professionals have to do with this?

Indeed it is. Good man.

Meep!

A really, really big Elephant Toothpaste demonstration.

Three alcohol thermometers and two 100 mL beakers were sacrificed today in the pursuit of scientific understanding.

Wait, what just happened?

I like the ones with Gustav I.

What's that? (I forgot.)

Great song! I like this version too:

The master tapes of the album Jimi Hendrix secretly recorded with Emerson Lake and Palmer just before he died. New Topic: How many HERO Gamers does it take to change light bulb?

How does one forget that?

Who doesn't love a Grant now and then?

I think it's just about the coolest thing ever that we can tell which elements are present in distant stars--that we have no chance of reaching in a thousand human lifetimes--just by analyzing their light.

I've spent too much time with IR absorption spectra in O-chem.

Q - I'm pretty sure there's a bounty hunter who's trying to kill or capture me. Should I just shoot him first? A - That's what Doctor Destroyer said.

Bah. Visible light was good enough for our ancestors, it's good enough for me.

Our question has been this: If the legislature wants to base our pay on the results of standardized tests, can we base their pay on the performance of the economy?

Isn't that dangerous and/or insensitive?

Q - You've decided to blow up Jerry Jones' new billion dollar stadium? Why?! A - The rhinoceros is fine, but the girl in the gorilla suit has to go.

Q - Peter Jackson has decided to make another LOTR-universe movie after installment three of The Hobbit. Guess who it stars. A - Whack it with a lacrosse pole.