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Pariah

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  1. I'm not sure that Spider-Gwen is available, since Gwenpool was chosen earlier. Are they both Gwen Stacy?
  2. ...and now most of the free agents quarterbacks the Donkeys were rumored to be looking at have signed elsewhere. So who's still available? Here are the highlights: Jimmy Garoppolo Ryan Tannehill Mason Rudolph Zach Wilson Justin Fields Drew Lock We're doomed.
  3. Steve Rogers with a power ring Ellen Ripley with a Mobile Infantry suit Inigo Montoya with a lightsaber
  4. Happy Tuesday, all! Tuesday, March 12th: Bugs! Heroes based on or related to insects, arachnids,. crustaceans, or any other kind of creepy-crawly.
  5. Let's begin the new week with another baddie! Monday, March 11th: The Secondary Antagonist Not the Biggest Bad, but plenty big and bad in their own right. Maybe they're the Big Bad's right hand (wo)man, or maybe they're in competition with the Big Bad. Maybe the two aren't even aware of each other's existence. In any case, this gives the heroes someone else to worry about. Updates today or tomorrow, as time allows.
  6. Remember back in the 90s when a bunch of ska bands started recording swing music?
  7. At least he didn't go to a division rival. Russell Wilsons signs with Steelers, will play against Broncos in 2024 He'll probably at his best game at Mile High next year. 🙄
  8. She certainly embiggens your lineup!
  9. Update: the furnace actually kicked on about 6:30 this morning and ran long enough to get the house back up to usual temperature. But now it's out again. Proof of the old saying that problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves, I suppose. Meanwhile, we still haven't been able to get the water heater going.
  10. The time change just kicked in here in the States, meaning that your next pick is about 90 minutes from now. And here's the topic. Sunday, March 10th: The Shape-Changer This is a hero who can change their form / appearance in some way. Stretching? Growth or Shrinking? Multiple forms? Turning into another substance? Turning different colors? More than one of the above? That's the character we're looking for here.
  11. We went out to dinner tonight to celebrate Lady P's birthday with her family. When we got home, it was 64°F (18°C) in the house. There's no gas to either the furnace or the water heater. We have a call in to the gas company; they're sending someone to make sure that there's not a leak someplace. They should be here in the next hour or so. It's 12:13 a.m. where we are right now.
  12. Courtland Sutton had a perfect reaction to Broncos' roster moves
  13. I'm pretty sure Mephisto is everyone's nightmare.
  14. And now the Broncos have traded former #15 overall pick Jerry Jeudy to Cleveland for two late (5th and 6th round) picks. No word yet on whether the Browns also threw in a bag of magic beans.
  15. All right, give this one a spin. Saturday, March 9th: The GM's Nightmare Ever had a player bring a character into a campaign that threatened to break it? Maybe they had a bizarre and/or wholly unrelated power suite, or maybe they were grossly overpowered compared to the rest of the party. Maybe the character was built to bend rules and exploit loopholes. Or maybe they were just a horrible fit for the campaign. Look for a character like this in published fiction and draft them.
  16. "Life is like a sandwich: the more you add to it, the harder it is to keep it all together." ~ WTF Notebooks
  17. I stopped by the tobacconist this afternoon, only to discover that the shop had been replaced by a haberdashery. Clothes, but no cigar.
  18. Look alive, people! It's Friday! Friday, March 8th: The Primary Antagonist This is the main villain of the piece. The Big Bad. Their motives may be greedy, nefarious, unholy, or simply misunderstood, but those motives put them in conflict with the heroes. These are organ grinders, not monkeys.
  19. Let the bloodletting begin in earnest! Broncos release Justin Simmons: Denver saves $14.5M in cap space by cutting All-Pro safety It's gonna get worse before it gets better.
  20. Okay, we have roster updates! Because my caffeine situation is uncertain—too much or not enough, I can't say for sure—I've undoubtedly made some errors. Let me know, and I'll fix them. Great start, everyone!
  21. Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, baby Did your granny say, "Listen to your heart Be who you are on the inside" I need three words to tear her argument apart: "Your granny lied!" I'd rather be... Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look... Shiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec! Don't you know Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters (Beginners!) Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinners I just love free food And you look like seafood Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his look You little semi-demi-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook (get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, man Yet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too... Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff; my stuff is so... Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough Maui man You can try, try, try But you can't expect a demigod To beat a decapod (Look it up) You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heart Far from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of these humans Who made you feel wanted You tried to be tough But your armor's just not hard enough Maui Now it's time to kick your... Hiney Ever seen someone so... Shiny Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie, mon ami I'm so... Shiny Now I eat you, so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as... Shiny You wish you were nice and... Shiny!
  22. Did you pick a location, Paragon, etc?
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