Pariah

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Elon

Is the NCAA about to get the FA,FO they've been dancing around? SEC, Big Ten 'advisory group' stands as coded threat to NCAA: Figure it out, or we'll go off ourselves

"I love you. You're my Valentine." "For now. But what about when I'm eighty and I'm in a wheelchair on oxygen? You still going to want me?" "Do you think I'm so shallow that I'm going to leave you when you're old? What if I gained a hundred pounds? You going to leave me then?" [beat] "No!" "What's with the pause?" "Well, it's not exactly fair. I mean, I have to get old. You don't have to get fat." "If I want to get fat, I get fat." "Okay, fine. And if you do, I'll be there. You'll see." "Yeah, watch me! Watch me how I get fat! [beat] I can get fat." "And I'll be there."

Anti-vaxxers

Isn't that also true for the Suns? And I always thought it was a fiery hoop the dolphin was jumping through. In any case, the five from the source from which I got the question are: Miami Heat Phoenix Suns Calgary Flames Tennessee Titans Miami Dolphins

The fifth one is also in the NFL.

Okay, newest sports trivia question: Identify the five major North American sports teams whose logos are on fire.

It's all right if you don't have your ducks in a row. Some of us don't even have ducks. Some of us have squirrels hopped up on pixie sticks.

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Underlord

If I were the coach or AD, I'd be tempted to suspend him for several games ... and then list him as a healthy scratch for the rest. And then invite him to my office to talk about the many wonderful opportunities offered by the transfer portal.

Oligarch

I blame Mattingly.

"Lord, I'll never pick another pocket again as long as I live. I swear it. But here's the problem: You've got to let me live. How can I prove my good faith to you? If you've heard me, this ledge will remain steady as a rock, and that thing coming at me won't be what I think it is. If it is, there's no hard feelings, of course, but I'd be very disappointed."

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

Last I checked, the WCC is currently projected to place only one team in the Big Dance ... and it's not Gonzaga.

I always knew you'd say goodbye And I know I will survive Just let me make my way To the place where pavement ends And the trees are near their friends My emotions come alive Where else can I go when my feelings start to show? I must hide my tears till they no longer flow What else can I do to release my heart from you? I will leave you so only the mountains know They never ask me where you've been They never question the state I'm in 'Cause all I hear is the wind And when I'm home I'll play my game Pretending I don't feel the same When it happens again Where else can I go when my feelings start to show? I must hide my tears till they no longer flow What else can I do to release my heart from you? I will leave you so only the mountains know As I'm sleeping under the stars I'll dream of the nights that once were ours With nobody there to see me cry Only the company of the sky Where else can I go when my feelings start to show? I must hide my tears till they no longer flow What else can I do to release my heart from you? I will leave you so only the mountains know

Want you to know, I'm a man Say the words and I'll say it again Want you to know, I'm a man you can depend upon That's all, all I am Wanted to show, I'm a man Say the word and I'll tell you again Wanted to show, I'm a man you can rely upon That's all I am I am a man that you can count on Call out my name and I'll be there I'm a man you can be sure of Baby, it's your love that takes me there, takes me there Want you to know, I'm a man Say the words to me, say it again Want you to know, I'm a man you can depend upon That's all, all I am I am a man that you can count on Call out my name and I'll be there I'm a man you can be sure of Baby, it's your love that takes me there I'm a man that you can lean on Call out my name and I'll be there I'm a man you can be sure of Baby, it's your love that takes me there I'm a man that you can count on Call out my name and I'll be there I'm a man you can be sure of Baby, it's your love that takes me there Takes me there

There's a fine line between open-minded and empty-headed.

Pariah -> <- unclevlad

So when Samwise returned to the Shire and married Rosie, did he choose Frodo as his ringbearer?

That's the problem with chemotherapy (and radiation treatment). It's the medical equivalent of carpet bombing—take out everything, and hope that the healthy tissue recovers faster than the cancer can. Sometimes it doesn't turn out that way. My deepest condolences to you and your family.

What's wrong with Canadians, eh?

Yeah, the wraparound Seahawk logo that team has had since the 70s wouldn't work with that design. I'm assuming the designer had some truncated version in mind. And no, NFL uniforms shouldn't be "uniform". there are some looks that just shouldn't be messed with—Packers, Raiders, Bears, Forty-Niners, Cowboys (although I wouldn't mind if they'd settle on one shade of silver). And there are some looks the should definitely be scrapped ASAP. The Broncos' current parentheses stripes come immediately to mind. The Jags' current unis are better than the iteration immediately preceding them, but not as good as what the wore in the 90s. Same with the Bengals.