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Pariah

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  1. "Political science" is an oxymoron.
  2. And in the Raiders' home stadium, no less. Twitter can't believe John Elway delivered Super Bowl trophy to Chiefs I guess all of this just proves one thing: the Chargers are still irrelevant.
  3. This is the age of planetary exploration, when our ships have begun to sail the heavens. In those heavens there are some worlds much like hell; our planet is, in comparison, much like a heaven. But the gates of heaven and hell are adjacent and unmarked.
  4. Kickers who miss extra points Too soon?
  5. Cue the anti-Swiftie "Super Bowl was scripted" conspiracy theorist nutjobs in three ... two ... one ...
  6. Most exciting Super Bowl game ever. Fight me.
  7. For those who may have been concerned... Super Bowl 2024: Taylor Swift arrives at game in Las Vegas to cheer on Chiefs, after flying from Tokyo to L.A.
  8. I think we can all agree that it is high time for Super Bowl halftime show featuring Weird Al Yankovic. Who's with me?
  9. What do you call fifty three millionaires, sitting around watching the Super Bowl? What do the Las Vegas Raiders and opossums have in common? How do you keep bears off your front lawn?
  10. I saw a similar graphic showing that Brock Purdy had better numbers this season than Lamar Jackson. It's like my uncle the statistics professor is fond of saying: "Torture numbers and they'll confess to anything."
  11. Well, this is likely to mix things up in the new-look B1G. UCLA coach Chip Kelly expected to become Ohio State offensive coordinator after informing Bruins of departure
  12. A man tells his Rabbi, "I want to live forever. What can I do?" The Rabbi tells him, "The answer is simple. Just get a job working in the fast food industry." The man is taken aback. "It's really that simple? That would let me live forever?" "No," the Rabbi says. "But the desire to do so will vanish pretty quickly."
  13. If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war within yourself.
  14. And to my idiot brother-in-law, I hereby bequeath ... a boot to the head. And another for his girlfriend, if he ever gets one. New Topic: Apparently there is some kind of football match this weekend? What's up with that?
  15. A happy day in Broncoland: Randy Gradishar elected to Pro Football Hall of Fame's Class of 2024
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