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Pariah

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  1. Speaking of NIL... Revamped Utah bill aims to exempt college athletes' NIL agreements from open records law
  2. According to NOAA's Pacific Marine Environmental Laboratory, the Earth's oceans have a carbonate ion concentration of about 0.002 mol/L. So technically not entirely non-carbonated.
  3. Quiche No, really. We all love quiche, even the 10-year-old picky eater.
  4. Not that it ultimately matters, but I thought this was interesting. Las Vegas mayor says Athletics should not relocate despite plans: 'Figure out a way to stay in Oakland'
  5. "It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course." ~Hank Aaron
  6. Country singer-songwriter Toby Keith has died after battling stomach cancer
  7. I feel like the ability to drop minor sports is going to be severely limited by Title IX, but I could be mistaken. It will be interesting to see how this plays out at a private FCS university. If it works, how long until other private schools pick it up? Notre Dame? Vanderbilt? USC? And if it happens at USC, how long until UCLA finds a way to follow suit? I don't know that I'm ready to proclaim this a Pandora moment just yet, but in the NIL world, who knows?
  8. My favorite version of this particular scam: Kid: "What are you eating? Is it pie?" Me: "No, it's a fruit casserole." Kid: "Ugh. I hate casserole!" Me (to myself): "I know."
  9. Zip drives New Topic: Things That Makes You Smile
  10. Q: What can you tell me about Brockian Ultra-Cricket? A: Avocadoes are not an appropriate substitution for limes in this context.
  11. Wimps (unless they're getting a boot to the head)
  12. Displacer Beast plushie >> Flerkin plushie
  13. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks.
  14. There was an ancient musical instrument called the Egyptian horn, but almost nobody alive today has ever seen or heard one. It's a toot uncommon.
  15. February 4th 1983: Karen Carpenter died from complications related to anorexia nervosa. I wish that she had been able to get the help that she needed. She was only 32 years old. She had such an amazing voice. Imagine how much more of The Carpenters' music we could have had if she had lived another 20 or 30 years.
  16. Me: "Dude, I'm bored. Text me some good jokes." Him: "Not now. I'm busy with my girlfriend." Me: "Awesome! Send me some more!"
  17. Moonies, maniacs, Marmite eaters, male models, masochists, Mass murders and masseurs
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