Pariah

If you make a flute out of a corn cob, you'll never have to worry about reading sheet music again. You can just play by ear.

""O Lord, hear my plea. Destroy him. He maketh a blight upon the Land!"
"Don't listen to him. He's Crazy"
 
"Under the right circumstances, a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit."
 
 

"Keep your place, Picard."
 
"This is my place."
 
"He is now my cha'Dich."
 
"This is not your world, human. You do not command here."
 
"I'm not here to command."
 
"Then you must be ready to fight. Something  Starfleet does not teach you."
 
"You may test that assumption at your convenience."
 
 

I'm not fond of "The Empath", even though it premiered on the same night that I did.

"Worry is carrying tomorrow's load with today's strength." 

The first two episodes of the third and final season of Star Trek:
 
"Spock's Brain" : Mother of Hades, this was a bad episode. 
 
"The Enterprise Incident" : As good as the previous episode was bad. Leonard Nimoy is brilliant as Spock seduces a female Romulan commander, while a surgically-altered Kirk sneaks around the Romulan ship, trying to steal their new cloaking device. 

"Is that the Horn of Gondor in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
 
-- Galadriel to Boromir

"Brain and brain! What is brain?"

Any of these could go in a fortune cookie
 
 

There might be an arrow with your name on it, but fireballs are addressed "To whom it may concern". 

Frozen: A tale about Hans, Kristoff, Anna, Sven, and Elsa, the Snow Queen. A good watch. (4K UHD Blu-ray)
 
Wish: A king gathers the greatest wish from each of his subjects when they turn 18, and protects them in a tower, until a girl learns the secret. The movie had potential, but it's brought down by some lackluster songs. (Disney+)

7 Eleven sold insulated cups for their Big Gulps a few years ago with "Hello, My Name Is" name tags as the artwork. I have one in blue at work, with "Inigo Montoya" written in.

Stop Saying That!!!!.
 
On a side note, that scene is brilliant in another way. Every injury that Inigo puts on Count Rugen is a mirror of the ones on him, including the 2 cheek scars. The final of course matching the knife wound he received when he arrived.

Q: Why are there pyramids in Egypt?
 
 

Is it just me that feels like the English language is mocking us with the way the word 'phonetic' is spelled?

A woman in her late forties starts taking swimming lessons. When her friends ask about her new interest, she says, "My son is dating a girl who's a little insecure. She likes to ask him things like, 'If your Mom and I both fell into the water, who would you save first?' I just want him not to have to worry about that." 
 
Her son, meanwhile, is having one of those days with his girlfriend. Sure enough, she asks him, "If your Mom and I both fell into the water, who would you save first?"
 
He replies, "It's not an issue, sweetheart. My Mom is learning how to swim."
 
She's frustrated. "No, you have to choose! You have to jump in and save one of us!"
 
He just shakes his head. "Well, then I'm afraid you're probably going to die."
 
Now she's furious. "What? How can you say that?"
 
"Because I don't know how to swim, and I know Mom is going to save me before she saves you." 

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Creepy Pics Thread yadda yadda.

"He wears his clothes well. I could never get into his pants."
 
"I bet I could."

"Thank God for small favors!"

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so!

I am still impressed that the same actor playing Paul is the same one who recently played Willy Wonka, and both excellently, IMO. I have high hopes for his future as an actor, as the 2 roles mentioned I think couldnt be more far apart in character if you tried.