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Bele: It is obvious to the most simpleminded that Lokai is of an inferior breed.

Mr. Spock: The obvious visual evidence, Commissioner, is that he is of the same breed as yourself.

Bele: Are you blind, Commander Spock? Well, look at me. Look at me!

Captain James T. Kirk: You are black on one side and white on the other.

Bele: I am black on the right side!

Captain James T. Kirk: I fail to see the significant difference.

Bele: Lokai is white on the right side. All of his people are white on the right side!

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Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

 

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?

 

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

 

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

 

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

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