Pariah

I sincerely doubt such a thing exists. Or if it does exist, it is unique.

After a late night military watch, I went to bed after breakfast and slept thru the base's thanksgiving dinner.  When I awoke, I walked 2-3  miles searching for a open resteraunt.  I found a open movie theatre, where I watched the movie "Memphis Belle" while eating two movie hot dogs, a plate of nachos, and a large soda.

Are you getting ready to call someone a "hippopotamic land mass"?

Q - The Charity I know would never hang out with those O-chem nerds.
 
A - I have no idea why he's not in an institution yet.

Turkey.  I mean...who isn't?

The vampire/werewolf/Sidhe noble/witch/Chinese geomancer/9th-dan martial artist/nanomaterials researcher/neurosurgeon's d*** little yapdog.
 
New Topic: Things Foxbat is thankful for this Thanksgiving.

She's a vampire AND a werewolf. AND a Sidhe noble AND a witch AND a Chinese geomancer. AND a 9th-dan martial artist. AND a nanomaterials researcher AND a neurosurgeon. And she still can't balance her checkbook (or hire an accountant) or keep her d*** little yapdog from crapping in my yard or waking up the neighborhood at 5AM on weekends. 
Nerts, that's the third.
 
NT: Truly bizarre things to bring to the office Thanksgiving pot-luck. Must be, at least in principle, edible.

Tofu lasagna.  (Though I'm not positive that meets the last criterion.)

As opposed to Terre Haute couture.

Not for me. But many people seem to fail SAN checks whenever they see anything with an equals sign in it.

Whilst waiting for the elevator at school yesterday:
 
Student: "Why so lazy, Mr. _____? There is such a thing as stairs."
 
Me: "There's also such a thing as arthritis."
 
Student: <beat> "Oh."

A high school student, unhappy with a grade he had received from a teacher, confronted the teacher and asked, "Do you know who my father is?"
 
The teacher replied, "You should probably ask your mother about that."
 
 
 
(The teacher in this scenario is one of my coworkers.)

Why do you ask? 

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine
 
And now, a blast from the past. Behold:
 

 
Power Crusher!
 
Arguably the most atrocious costume ever for a published character. He was a lot of fun to beat up, though...even more so later, when he got his own 'gang'.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine
 

 
Panther!

A high school student, unhappy with a grade he had received from a teacher, confronted the teacher and asked, "Do you know who my father is?"
 
The teacher replied, "You should probably ask your mother about that."
 
 
 
(The teacher in this scenario is one of my coworkers.)

Pleasant student. Good-looking and athletic. And dumb as a post.

Jim and Tim: The television's broken! Can't you do something?
Mr./Dr. Possible: Well, I could put it in geosynchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help.

A high school student, unhappy with a grade he had received from a teacher, confronted the teacher and asked, "Do you know who my father is?"
 
The teacher replied, "You should probably ask your mother about that."
 
 
 
(The teacher in this scenario is one of my coworkers.)

"Knock knock"

"Whose there?"

"Interrupting Coefficient of Friction"

"Interrupting Coeffic..."
"MU!"

I had a student ask me a few weeks ago, "Do photons have mass?" I couldn't help but reply, "I don't even think they're Catholic."

Emo-Kid Barbie.

Cancer, a few hairs short of a killing rage, finally finds the setting to turn off the spellchecker's auto-text-replacement feature and drives nails through it fixing it into the "OFF" position.
 
Sorry. I feel better now.

Meanwhile, while grading first-drafts for a writing assignment, I just had one where my scratch notes just say "factual train wreck".

Like Enforcer84, time needs no pants.