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  1. I've seen deep dives into the specifics of several recent polls. In 2016, Trump showed shocking strength in the election with suburban white women and seniors which pre-election polling didn't show. He had been doing okay in polling with those groups but not all that great. And that surprising strength in those two groups turned out to be the margin of victory for him. In polling now, Trump's numbers with suburban white women has just massively tanked and the same with seniors. And he's solidly worse with suburban white men who he carried easily in 2016 polling (and el
  2. Biden has repeatedly admitted the crime bill was a mistake for at least the last 15 years and in front of all kinds of audiences. And on the floor of the Senate, if I recall correctly. As for fixing it, megaplayboy addressed that well:
  3. Debate, first impressions about 50 minutes in. Trump is on ADD medication. Unnaturally (for him) calm. Biden is deliberately pulling his punches and not going for openings Trump is leaving him. Biden also is not defending himself on the fake emails...and isn't pointing out that the FBI is investigating them as a Russian intelligence operation. Maybe pulling his punches is a strategy since he's ahead and doesn't want to appear too aggressive. I don't understand at all why he isn't trying to forcefully deny the emails. Whether they're completely tr
  4. Robin told Batman that the Batmobile stopped working. Batman, "Check the battery." Robin, looking around confused, "I don't think I've ever seen a Bat-Terry...."
  5. >’Enter new password‘ ~ 'chicken' ‘Password must contain a capital’ ~ 'chickenkiev'
  6. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
  7. Three men were about to be executed by the firing squad. The first man was brought forward and before they could shoot him he yelled "avalanche"! The firing squad panicked and in the confusion, the man jumped over the wall and into freedom before the firing squad could regroup. The second man thought what the first man did was clever and when he was brought forward for his execution, he yelled "earthquake"! Again, the firing squad panicked and the second man took advantage of it to jump over the wall and into freedom. The third man thought he saw the pattern
  8. I understand the impulse. I don't understand giving in to the impulse. But for the sake of full disclosure, I live on a busy corner. And I collect and keep yard signs which people put up without on my property without asking my permission, just as I would pick up any other trash which is thrown into my yard.
  9. https://www.thefreedictionary.com/refuge Refuge: any place, person, action, or thing that offers or appears to offer protection, help, or relief. So "refugee" seems to be an appropriate word for it, even though most people tend to associate the word "refugee" with people who are fleeing from war-torn countries or some such. Seeking relief from outlandish home prices and a state income tax isn't as evocative of an image but the word still applies. And I've heard relocated Californians refer to themselves from time to time as "refugees". Some of them we
  10. US Supreme Court reinstates ban on curbside voting in Alabama reversing a court-ordered accommodation designed to protect disabled voters from exposure to the coronavirus. https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/522187-supreme-court-reinstates-ban-on-curbside-voting-in-alabama
  11. CDC expands definition of ‘close contacts,’ after study suggests Covid-19 can be passed in brief interactions Previously, the CDC described a close contact as someone who spent 15 minutes or more within six feet of someone who was infectious. Now, the agency says it’s someone who spent a cumulative 15 minutes or more within six feet of someone who was infectious over 24 hours, even if the time isn’t consecutive, according to an agency spokesperson. https://www.statnews.com/2020/10/21/cumulative-time-covid-19-spread/
  12. https://poll.qu.edu/pennsylvania/release-detail?ReleaseID=3680 Quinnipiac University Poll In Texas, 69 percent of likely voters say they have cast or plan to cast their ballot at an early voting location, while 18 percent say they plan to vote in person on Election Day and 12 percent say they have voted or plan to vote by mail or absentee ballot. Among those who are voting at an early voting location, 48 percent support Biden and 46 percent support Trump. Among those who will vote in person on Election Day, 62 percent support Trump and 32 percent
  13. This is why we can't have nice things. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2020/10/21/dallas-county-democratic-party-says-campaign-signs-set-on-fire/
  14. Why was the Pepsi employee arrested? For selling coke.
  15. The police were called to a crime scene. They found a woman with a bloody golf club in her hand. Her husband, covered in blood, on the floor. She screamed "My husband. What have I done?" Cop "How many times did you hit him? Wife " I don't remember. Put me down for a six"
  16. It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
  17. Sorry, I have no clue. I don't use Hero Designer and had never seen that website before I went looking for it.
  18. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says: "Is it just me, or did someone screw up this joke?"
  19. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The
  20. An electrician, a bricklayer, and a welder are sitting on a high rise scaffolding on their lunch break. They all open their lunches to find baloney sandwiches. The electrician sighs and says "I hate baloney, my wife knows I hate baloney, yet every day I end up with this sandwich. If I get one more of these, I'm jumping off this building." The bricklayer agrees with him, saying "You know what, I feel the same way. I'm tired of this bland lunch every day. One more of these and I'm jumping off after you. The welder chimes in as well, saying "I hate this sandwich, too. I'm with you
  21. A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing.
  22. To-do list of the pink panther To-do To-do Todo todo todo todo todooooootododo
  23. A physics teacher, an engineering teacher, and a shop class teacher all get on a plane. As they're getting comfortable, the pilot comes in over the intercom. "Good evening ladies and gentlemen," he says, "I understand we have some teachers on our flight. We've got a special treat for them: the plane we're sitting in was actually constructed by their students!" The physics teacher and the engineering teacher look at each other, shriek, and start beating on the locked door. Meanwhile, the shop class teacher is lounging in his seat, cool as a cucumber. Eventual
  24. How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.
  25. After being 3 months sober from drinking, I bought myself a motivational poster to keep my spirits up. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky
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