Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Let's step outside and settle this like gzarmphztls! ___________ at seven paces!" "Let's step outside and settle this like gzarmphztls! Coconut Cream Pies with Whipped Cream and Almond Slivers at seven paces!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Let's step outside and settle this like gzarmphztls! ___________ at seven paces!" "Let's step outside and settle this like gzarmphztls! Seven paces at seven paces!" NT: Don't look now, but your daughter just brought home ______________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Don't look now, but your daughter just brought home ______________. Don't look now, but your daughter just brought home your grandson. And since she is going to be staying with you., There goes sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Don't look now' date=' but your daughter just brought home ______________.[/quote'] Ebola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Don't look now' date=' but your daughter just brought home ______________.[/quote'] Don't look now, but your daughter just brought home the Cybermen. And that evil gleam in her eye doesn't look promisi9ng. NT: Signs that your closet door leads to the Jurassic period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Tyrannosaur - Triceceratops battles keep shredding your shirts and your shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your closet door leads to the Jurassic period. The monster in the closet said he was moving to a safer neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your closet door leads to the Jurassic period. On the floor of your closet, you find a picture of a young Strom Thurmond. NT: You know you're living in a bad sci-fi show when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know you're living in a bad sci-fi show when... ... the best you can do for an invincible space monster is Paris Hilton in a silver lame jumpsuit armed with cans of shaving gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You know you're living in a bad sci-fi show when... Lorenzo Lamas is not only there, but people appear to actually listen to what he has to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nobody on the local SWAT team can hit the broad side of Safeco Field at point blank range with a rocket-propelled grenade. NT: Signs you've landed on a planet that is, on the whole, rather silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nobody on the local SWAT team can hit the broad side of Safeco Field at point blank range with a rocket-propelled grenade. NT: Signs you've landed on a planet that is, on the whole, rather silly. Welcome to Earth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you've landed on a planet that is' date=' on the whole, rather silly.[/quote'] "Have you seen our Bible? This Redfield guy was really onto something!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you've landed on a planet that is' date=' on the whole, rather silly.[/quote'] The green, goopy bad buys start reading poetry at you as a form of torture. And you like it. NT: Unlikely telemarketing sales pitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely telemarketing sales pitches. "I'd like to offer you a great new mortgage rate. No, don't hang up. Also, that belt doesn't go with that shirt. Yes, if you buy this I'll turn off the camera and delete the film. Unless you want your wife to know about what you do with the goat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm calling to offer you a unique opportunity. Ever wanted to own Belgium?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sign up now for our free offer of college tuition and books for all your children." NT: Silly sounding spell casting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Silly sounding spell casting. By The Sacred Jockstrap Of Robert E Howard! I Call Down (and so on) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Yapple Dapple' (see if anyone gets that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sadly, DT, I do. "Who be da Magic Man? I be! I be!" NT: Signs you're in the wrong hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sadly' date=' DT, I [i']do[/i]. "Who be da Magic Man? I be! I be!" NT: Signs you're in the wrong hospital. You're sharing the emergency room with two schnauzers and a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Yapple Dapple' (see if anyone gets that) As do I. NT: Signs you're in the wrong hospital. The PA blares, "Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dr.s Pierce, Burns, and Cox are fighting over my aorta. NT: Signs you're in the right hospital, you lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you're in the right hospital' date=' you lucky bastard.[/quote'] "Wow, you're right, your health plan does cover a trio of private Swedish nurses!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you're in the right hospital' date=' you lucky bastard.[/quote'] Don't you know, that when you get your tonsils out, you can have all the ice cream in the world that you can eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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