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NT: "Let's step outside and settle this like gzarmphztls! ___________ at seven paces!"

 

"Let's step outside and settle this like gzarmphztls! Seven paces at seven paces!"

 

 

 

 

NT: Don't look now, but your daughter just brought home ______________.

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NT: Don't look now, but your daughter just brought home ______________.

 

Don't look now, but your daughter just brought home your grandson. And since she is going to be staying with you., There goes sleep.

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NT: Don't look now' date=' but your daughter just brought home ______________.[/quote']

 

Don't look now, but your daughter just brought home the Cybermen. And that evil gleam in her eye doesn't look promisi9ng.

 

NT: Signs that your closet door leads to the Jurassic period.

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NT: Signs that your closet door leads to the Jurassic period.

On the floor of your closet, you find a picture of a young Strom Thurmond.

 

NT: You know you're living in a bad sci-fi show when...

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NT: You know you're living in a bad sci-fi show when...

 

... the best you can do for an invincible space monster is Paris Hilton in a silver lame jumpsuit armed with cans of shaving gel.

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NT: Signs you've landed on a planet that is' date=' on the whole, rather silly.[/quote']

 

The green, goopy bad buys start reading poetry at you as a form of torture.

And you like it.

 

NT: Unlikely telemarketing sales pitches.

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NT: Unlikely telemarketing sales pitches.

 

"I'd like to offer you a great new mortgage rate. No, don't hang up. Also, that belt doesn't go with that shirt. Yes, if you buy this I'll turn off the camera and delete the film. Unless you want your wife to know about what you do with the goat."

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NT: Signs you're in the right hospital' date=' you lucky bastard.[/quote']

 

Don't you know, that when you get your tonsils out, you can have all the ice cream in the world that you can eat?

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