Enforcer84 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Here at SNAKE, every night is ladies night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If you join up now you won't be devoured ! NT: The new bestseller is The Life and Times of _______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The new bestseller is The Life and Times of _______________________ "The Life and Times of a Foxbat Fanboy" Upon reading it, critics laughed, they cried, they were put on a medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The new bestseller is The Life and Times of _______________________ The Life and Times of Life and Time magazines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The new bestseller is The Life and Times of _______________________ The Life and Times of Squirrel Girl: How One Rodent-Based Superheroine Conquered the Known Universe NT: Fun things to do in Amish country on your vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Life and Times of Squirrel Girl: How One Rodent-Based Superheroine Conquered the Known Universe NT: Fun things to do in Amish country on your vacation. Home churned internet porn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Spit on the tops of cars while riding on a buggy or a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fun things to do in Amish country on your vacation. "I call it the iHorse." NT: Weird things to put an i in front of, iPhone style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Weird things to put an i in front of' date=' iPhone style.[/quote'] "It's like an advanced whistle or sorts to let people know you need help. We call it the iScream. Later, we'll release a cooperative version called the youScream, and then we'll all go get ice cream." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat iPOOD. This is a product we carry where I work, actually. It's a small trowel for digging miniature latrine pits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "iLash. The new and discreet high-tech discipline system from WHAKKKKKKKKKK, whip makers for Dame Esmeralda the Wicked, dominatrix to the court of His Majesty the King of Elbonia." NT: More ideas for an "Achilles' Heel" for your Champions character that the GM declares inappropriate as soon as it's explained to him. Oh, and keep it clean this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More ideas for an "Achilles' Heel" for your Champions character that the GM declares inappropriate as soon as it's explained to him. Oh, and keep it clean this time. 2d6 susecptability for touching the ground.with Flight, always on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More ideas for an "Achilles' Heel" for your Champions character that the GM declares inappropriate as soon as it's explained to him. Oh' date=' and keep it clean this time.[/quote'] "My character can only be hurt if hit in the tooth. The left upper second molar." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Susceptibility to smog. The campaign takes place in L.A. New Topic: Books that should never, ever be made into movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Books that should never, ever be made into movies. The Encyclopedia britannica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Books that should never' date=' ever be made into movies.[/quote'] Warning: do not read the following if you are easily squicked. How to Field Dress Fawns {Honorable mention to Webster's New International Dictionary of the English Language, Second Edition Unabridged; An Entirely New Book Utilizing All the Experience and Resources of More Than One Hundred Years of Genuine Webster Dictionaries} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Books that should never' date=' ever be made into movies.[/quote'] Lord of the Rings. ... What? Well, poop. NT: Movies that should never, ever be made into books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Movies that should never, ever be made into books. Anything by Micheal Moore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Movies that should never' date=' ever be made into books. [/quote'] Debbie Does Dallas. I mean, what would be the point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Battlefield Earth. I mean can you imagine this as a book ? You WHAT ????!!!!! Seriously ???!!!!! Well I'll be. NT: You can save Cleopatra from the Roman armies of Octavian (Augustus). How ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can save Cleopatra from the Roman armies of Octavian (Augustus). How ? unleash the Gerbils of War. With their sabre-fangs and detachable napalm-whiskers. And riding on the backs of Camel Spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can save Cleopatra from the Roman armies of Octavian (Augustus). How ? Left trigger, X, X, A, right trigger, B, Select. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You can save Cleopatra from the Roman armies of Octavian (Augustus). How ? The good news I can pluck her out of time into the 38th century. The bad news (for her) is that it'll take her seventeen years in the Space Brothel to pay off the bill. NT: Subtle signs that your Mahince-For-Plicking-Random-People-Out-Of-The-Past is on thw whack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat WHAT ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your Mahince-For-Plicking-Random-People-Out-Of-The-Past is on thw whack. Typos and key transpositions abound, so you wind up grabbing Albroham Linclod by mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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