Cancer Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that make an NGD board member a heretic (other than pointing out that Gillian Anderson only looks "kinda nice"). Repeated, emotional, non-ironic proclamations of how great Liefeld is as an artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that make an NGD board member a heretic (other than pointing out that Gillian Anderson only looks "kinda nice"). Saying "Boy, I just can't get enough of that Wolverine guy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Saying that getting rep 'doesn't matter as it does not mean anything' NT: Unusual plays on the football field on 1st and 10 or as the opening pitch in baseball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual plays on the football field on 1st and 10 or as the opening pitch in baseball Shooting a three-pointer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual plays on the football field on 1st and 10 or as the opening pitch in baseball Going 5-hole on the catcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Triple Lutz! NT: Professional Sports Leagues of the future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Professional Sports Leagues of the future! WWF in zero gravity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "It's going back, back, back -- oooh! The blimp got him!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Professional Sports Leagues of the future! The Professional Blernsball Association. NT: Changes that should be made to make hockey more appealing to American audiences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Changes that should be made to make hockey more appealing to American audiences. half naked cheerleaders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat half naked cheerleaders "For the record, this job is NOT a massive turn-on. My top looks like this because this sheet of ice is frickin' cold!" NT: Changes that should be made to make hockey more appealing to American audiences. Decapitating an opponent is now a two-minute minor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Decapitating an opponent is now a two-minute minor. Do you really want Teh Bunneh playing hockey...? NT: Changes that should be made to make hockey more appealing to American audiences. Make all the players huddle up after every change of possession, so that a game with three 20-minute periods will take four hours to play. New Topic: Why did the ostrich cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because it had paid the Mafia protection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why did the ostrich cross the road? 'Cause he didn't know how to Star of David the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Why did the ostrich cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How Foxbat would improve baseball's World Series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How Foxbat would improve baseball's World Series. Two words: Trick Baseballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How Foxbat would improve baseball's World Series. Kidnap the Commissioner (Bud Selig) and replace him with Centipede Boy. Or Foxbat Lass. Or pretty much anyone else, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How Foxbat would improve baseball's World Series. Rename all the players to match the Abbott & Costello "Who's on First" routine. NT: Who really is on first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who really is on first? Rich Little, followed by Carol Channing and then Joan Embery's wacky animal hijinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who really is on first? No, Who is on stage, followed by Yes, Guess Who, and The Band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who really is on first? I thought EVERYONE knew it was William Hartnell. NT: Subtle signs that your city's new sports area was designed by non-Euclidean aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your city's new sports area was designed by non-Euclidean aliens. all the beverages are served in Klein Bottles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your city's new sports area was designed by non-Euclidean aliens. Stairways and walkways appear to have been designed by M.C. Escher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your city's new sports area was designed by non-Euclidean aliens. Players have to run past third base and the opposing team's dugout on the way to first base. And don't even get me started on the lines to the restrooms.... New Topic: Rock bands that should tour together, with humorous results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Players have to run past third base and the opposing team's dugout on the way to first base. And don't even get me started on the lines to the restrooms.... New Topic: Rock bands that should tour together, with humorous results. Duran Duran and Lisa Lisa doing a tour to raise money to cure double vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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