Enforcer84 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He, confused and unsteady, wanders into a karaoke bar and mangles Ozzy Osbourne and Bonnie Tyler. NT: Which national holidays do you think should be included (so you could take the day off) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Which national holidays do you think should be included (so you could take the day off) Martin Luther Day. No, not Martin Luther King, Martin Luther. Every October 31 you take the day off work and nail lists of 95 things you don't like to random people's doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat National AVN day where we all head to Las Vegas to see the adult performers at their award ceremony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A: Arbor Day, so we can all spend the day hugging the trees!! NT: Signs that your plants have achieved self-awareness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your plants have achieved self-awareness. Venus Flytrap is hosting a radio show in Cincinnati. No, not the guy from WKRP, an actual Venus Flytrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your plants have achieved self-awareness. Calls you a big, blue monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat self waters. NT: songs rebeccared50, the hawtest belly-dancer in the NGD would dance to, especially for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (I am going to get it for this but) Baby's got back by Sir Mixalot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: songs rebeccared50' date=' the hawtest belly-dancer in the NGD would dance to, especially for you.[/quote'] "Arabian Dance" from Tchaikovsky's The Nutcracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: songs rebeccared50' date=' the hawtest belly-dancer in the NGD would dance to, especially for you.[/quote'] "Who Are You", The Who. Seriously, she'd be asking me what the heck I was doing in her house. NT: A news report came out today stating that Charmain Mao once offered to send 10 million Chinese women to the U.S., because they had too many of them. What would we have done with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A news report came out today stating that Charmain Mao once offered to send 10 million Chinese women to the U.S.' date=' because they had too many of them. What would we have done with them?[/quote'] Freaked out at the number of illegal immigrants entering from China and passed legislation to build a giant fence from Seattle to San Diego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Build an invincible army of badminton, ping pong and chess players Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A news report came out today stating that Charmain Mao once offered to send 10 million Chinese women to the U.S.' date=' because they had too many of them. What would we have done with them?[/quote'] Post them all as new guards on the border with Mexico. NT: Unusual ways to spend your "stimulus" tax rebate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual ways to spend your "stimulus" tax rebate. Down payment on a new Orgasmatron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual ways to spend your "stimulus" tax rebate. "Finally! My Iludium PU-236 Explosive Space Modulatooooor! Now I can blow up the Earth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual ways to spend your "stimulus" tax rebate. "I'm sure those poor Al Qaeda boys are angry all the time just because nobody is ever nice to them. I'm sure once I purchase them a few rifles as a goodwill gift they're realize we're all the same at heart and become nice people again." NT: Unusual (and incredibly ineffective) Al Qaeda tactics for 2008. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual (and incredibly ineffective) Al Qaeda tactics for 2008. Welcome to another day at Al Queda training camp! Nice to see those of you who survived the take-home test on poisoning. Your normal instructor couldn't be here today. He tried to blow up a car, and burned his lips on the exhaust pipe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual (and incredibly ineffective) Al Qaeda tactics for 2008. Attempt to fly a large skyscraper into a 747. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Throwing teddy bears, because they can. NT: Subtle signs that your NBA team is ready for the All-Star Break to begin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your NBA team is ready for the All-Star Break to begin. They're dribbling. Not dribbling the ball; they are dribbling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your NBA team is ready for the All-Star Break to begin. Number of paternity suits are way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Throwing teddy bears, because they can. NT: Subtle signs that your NBA team is ready for the All-Star Break to begin. their idea of "hustle" is to hokey pokey down the center of the court.... NT:Subtle signs that you've secretly recruited into a all-girl belly-dancing cult.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Subtle signs that you've secretly recruited into a all-girl belly-dancing cult.. Tchaikovsky's "Arabian Dance" is playing over the waiting room speaker system. All the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I have the uncontrollable urge to start dancing and singing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Subtle signs that you've secretly recruited into a all-girl belly-dancing cult.. I look down and discover I've had major surgery. NT: Surprises from the Daytona 500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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