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NT: What's in Milkman Dan's Weekend Fun Book?

 

A lawn mower? A pile of laundry? "Weekend Fun?" Sheesh, people. I live in the suburbs and drive a minivan. I wouldn't know fun if Jessica Alba walked up and bit me on the butt. Not that I'd mind . . .

 

NT: A broadway musical is made about the Bush presidency. What are the opening lines to the first song?

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NT: A broadway musical is made about the Bush presidency. What are the opening lines to the first song?

 

"If I had known then

What I know now

I would have let Gore win

So he could get blamed for all this cr@p...."

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"USA was having trouble, what a sad sad story...."

 

NT: Subtle signs that your terror plot is not as threatening as you believe it to be.

 

"My nerf manufacturing plant is in full swing, and they can not find it..bwhahahaha!

 

 

What?"

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NT: Super Heroes cast in the remake of Wizard of Oz
"...The new scarecrow will be Shatterstar, and Cable is perfect for the Tin Man. For the cowardly lion I created a new character: Bloodcat! Except he's not cowardly, he's a bad ass with claws and this huge gun..."

 

"Rob, I don't think this is going to work...."

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NT: Super Heroes cast in the remake of Wizard of Oz

 

Seeker, the two Captains Australia, and Entropi.

 

What? I can't be the only person to make the Oz -- Australia connection!

 

 

 

NT: I can't be the only person to make the _____ -- ____ connection!

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