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NT: I can't be the only person to make the _____ -- ____ connection!

 

I can't be the only person to make the Salt Lake City -- Denver connection via New York!

 

(My wife works for an airline, and due to their route structure, the only way to fly on that airline from SLC to DEN is via JFK.)

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NT: Best way for a superhero to get rid of a stalker fan.

 

"Here, wear this Doktoberfest shirt around for a while. Doctor Destroyer is in town, I'm sure he'd love to see it."

 

NT: Things Foxbat might do in order to launch his master plan to try to take over your local farmer's market.

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NT: Things Foxbat might do in order to launch his master plan to try to take over your local farmer's market.

 

Arrive at Pioneer Park before dawn and replace all the bums who usually sleep there with LMDs before city officials start setting up for the Farmer's Market.

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NT: Things Foxbat might do in order to launch his master plan to try to take over your local farmer's market.

 

Reserve booth space at said farmer's market. Seriously, how can you take it over if you don't get into it?

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NT: Times when the 'athlete butt-slap' is entirely inappropriate.

 

"Johnson, you've been an asset to this company from the day we hired you. However, in light of recent economic trends, I regret that we have no choice but to downsize you."

>smack<

 

New Topic: Times when the 'athlete butt-slap' is actually very appropriate. (Difficulty: Nothing sports-related.)

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NT: Freeze! Fashion Police! Justify that Outfit!

 

I need the muu-muu to conceal my heroic identity: Cheap Bacon Mountain Man! Heroic expanses of white fat, thinly interspersed with narrow ribbons of angry red meat!

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