Psybolt Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things supervillains would wind up taxing. Spending NT: Supervillains State of the Union addresses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Supervillains State of the Union addresses "Everything is going according to My Plan, and you shall all carry out my will or be destroyed! So says President Destroyer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Life Savers. Just because. NT: What would be the coolest gift you could ever get from your supervillain uncle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would be the coolest gift you could ever get from your supervillain uncle. Missouri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Missouri. *looks around* I disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would be the coolest gift you could ever get from your supervillain uncle. "Hey, wow, uh . . . thanks. A big jar of . . . is that chicken liver?" "No, those are the spleens of the Congressional delegation from Oregon." "Cool!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Life Savers. Just because. NT: What would be the coolest gift you could ever get from your supervillain uncle. "They're called Femmebots... you can use them for assassination, delaying your enemies, direct combat, security and... *sigh* yes, you can use them for that too. Enjoy" NT: The WORST birthday present you could get from your supervillain Uncle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Supervillains State of the Union addresses 'You never thought I would do it ! NYAH, HYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH !' And we'll hear more from President Foxbat after these important commercial messages NT: The WORST birthday present you could get from your supervillain Uncle His prison sentence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The WORST birthday present you could get from your supervillain Uncle A visit from his 'special prison friend'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The WORST birthday present you could get from your supervillain Uncle Disintegration. NT: Tropical Storm Fay is currently drenching Florida. Instead of rain, what would you expect from it were it called Tropical Storm Fey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tropical Storm Fay is currently drenching Florida. Instead of rain' date=' what would you expect from it were it called Tropical Storm Fey?[/quote'] Circles of toadstools scattered across the Everglades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tropical Storm Fay is currently drenching Florida. Instead of rain, what would you expect from it were it called Tropical Storm Fey? pixie showers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tropical Storm Fay is currently drenching Florida. Instead of rain' date=' what would you expect from it were it called Tropical Storm Fey?[/quote'] Heavy reins. NT: Improbable research from the weather institute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Improbable research from the weather institute "With the warm front coming in by the weekend, we're expecting a 40% chance of funky, with a slight possibility of severe dance fever by Sunday." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Improbable research from the weather institute "As you can see in Figure 4, the amount of precipitation to drench clothing and produce peak 'wet t-shirt' effect will vary with the ambient temperature..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Improbable research from the weather institute "We finally know where the cats and dogs it rains come from." NT: What Sliced Bread was the best thing since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Sliced Bread was the best thing since. Since nothing. In the beginning, God made sliced bread, then the heavens and the earth. That's what it say in my Bible. Admittedly, it says that in crayon on the top of the first page, but it's there, which means it must be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Sliced Bread was the best thing since. Butter. That dang stuff sat around for like a century before someone invented something to put it on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sliced bread? Why, this is the best thing since sliced MEAT...hey, we could put the meat on the bread..." "Or between two pieces of bread?" "Oh dare to dream... and then, guess what?" "What?" "We can eat it!" "Oh my GOD!" NT: When Wizards go grocery shopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When Wizards go grocery shopping The bottle return guy suddenly finds that he is a weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When Wizards go grocery shopping "Let's see . . . no eye of newt? No wing of bat? Man, this Safeway doesn't have anything I nee--ooh, Pringles are on sale!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When Wizards go grocery shopping "Sir, that's too many items for this lane." *waves fingers* "Count again." "Hmmm, Totino's pizza, Cherry Garcia, Orange Juice, Toilet Paper, 6 apples, Diet Pepsi, skim milk, reduced fat cottage cheese, large eggs, Snickers, crushed tomatoes, Seventeen magazine, coffee, hazelnut creamer, pork loins, baby carrots, onion bagels, Tylenol, raspberry-spearmint gum, tofu, applesauce, pesto ravioli, kiwi, red beans, large elbow macaroni, condoms, mild Italian sausage and a birthday cake inscribed "Congratulations Kurgan. You're right, only 8 items. I'm sorry" NT: Foxbat at the grocery store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat at the grocery store "What do you mean I have to pay for groceries? I'm the bleeping Foxbat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ping Pong Ball Cleanup on Isle 7." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bwa-ha-ha-ha, Heroes ! With my 45 calibre pricing gun, I'll nail every green bean that comes along ! NT: Jar Jar Binks in the Supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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