Cancer Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Dick Cheney will be doing after he leaves the VP office for good. Doing the Scrooge McDuck thing, laughing insanely as he swims through the money bin with all the loot he's got from his ventures' no-bid government contracts the last eight years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Dick Cheney will be doing after he leaves the VP office for good. Taking his rightful place running the day to day business in hell, thus freeing up the Devil to drink and play golf. oh you meant AFTER he leaves office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 15-20 for embezzlement NT: The Night has a thousand eyes. And what else ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Night has a thousand eyes. And what else ? A really big nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Night has a thousand eyes. And what else ? A thousand saxophones. So get out there and rock and roll the bones. Get busy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Night has a thousand eyes. And what else ? A hundred million things on which to stub your toes, none of which were there when the lights were turned off. NT: Signs your entire world is just a mock-up, and the aliens have you in an isolated test-to-destruction experiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your entire world is just a mock-up' date=' and the aliens have you in an isolated test-to-destruction experiment.[/quote'] Instead of magma, when scientists finally drill through the crust of the planet they find Jägermeister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No matter what you try, you cannot escape from the NGD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your entire world is just a mock-up' date=' and the aliens have you in an isolated test-to-destruction experiment.[/quote'] You wake up and find yourself in Anbar. NT: Subtle signs that your high school's English teacher is out of her mind. (Difficulty: no sex references) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You wake up and find yourself in Anbar. NT: Subtle signs that your high school's English teacher is out of her mind. (Difficulty: no sex references) She's a high school teacher. If she's not crazy now, just wait a couple of years 'til the little wastes of air get to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your high school's English teacher is out of her mind. (Difficulty: no sex references) She's speaking Latin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Man, on of my high school teachaers did get fired for sexual harassment of one of her students. How bout, "She names her children after her favorite adverbs." NT: What scandal would keep you from becoming president? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What scandal would keep you from becoming president? Psyboltgate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What scandal would keep you from becoming president? Having impregnated Sarah Palin's teenage daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What scandal would keep you from becoming president? Discovery that I had manipulated the market and achieved a personal monopoly on the patents for multi-quark zartwhortlers, and had bought myself a patent of nobility in the People's Rip-off Republic of New Bunnistan with part of the proceeds. And, I was planning on developing this technology to Rule the World! And GLOAT over all you Peons! Trample all my enemies under my adamantine boots!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!! Ahem. Excuse me. NT: More signs Cancer wishes he was out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More signs Cancer wishes he was out of his mind. He reads a newspaper. Any newspaper. That will challenge anybody's sanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More signs Cancer wishes he was out of his mind. The first round of exams is coming up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ahem. Excuse me. NT: More signs Cancer wishes he was out of his mind. Because you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. NT: Places to work where being crazy would, indeed, help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Places to work where being crazy would' date=' indeed, help.[/quote'] Washington, D.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Washington Mutual. (bitter? Oh, a Chad....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Arkham Asylum NT: Signs that Death Tribble is sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Death Tribble is sane. Does not compute. Does not compute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Death Tribble is sane. Realizes Gillian Anderson is with another and gives up his dream of being with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Death Tribble is sane. He's given up his vendetta against teh_bunneh. And, in fact, formed an alliance with him. A good sign for Death Tribble's sanity. A bad sign or the rest of us. New Topic: Milkman Dan's avatar is right side up again. What happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Milkman Dan's avatar is right side up again. What happened? He's started paying attention to the expiration dates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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