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NT: In a Star Trek episode, Kirk is split into his good side and his evil side. In a parody of that on Ren and Stimpy, Ren is split into his two sides; his evil side, and his apathetic side.

 

You are split into your two sides. What are they?

 

My ennui-riddled side and my merely disinterested side.

 

New Topic: How Doctor Doom is planning to celebrate the New Year.

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NT: Other things that' date=' if you were told them, you would have to be killed.[/quote']

 

What Paris Hilton does in her spare time.

 

(Not that you'd need to be killed so much as that you'd probably want to rip your own heart out rather than have to find out.)

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NT: How you intend to spend tomorrow' date=' the first working day of the New Year, besides at your job:[/quote']

 

Making banana bread! We have half a dozen bananas that are squishy and spotted, so it's about time. I have to shell a bunch of walnuts first, though.

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NT: How you intend to spend tomorrow' date=' the first working day of the New Year, besides at your job:[/quote']

 

Same thing I do every day, try to take over the world!

 

NT: Pinky and the Brain succeed in taking over the world. What's the first step as world leaders?

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NT: Pinky and the Brain succeed in taking over the world. What's the first step as world leaders?

 

Catgirls get round ears, skinnier tails, and henceforth are to be known as mousegirls.

 

NT: CDs you find in the "75% Off" bin.

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