BoloOfEarth Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If individual US States manifested as superheroes or supervillains what would they be like ? Michigan -- if you've seen the movie Hancock, specifically the first part, before he cleaned up his act. That's pretty much spot-on. NT: Amusing ways to celebrate the Chinese New Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Amusing ways to celebrate the Chinese New Year. Serve pork bung with bok choy in oyster sauce to white folks, and then tell them what they ate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Amusing ways to celebrate the Chinese New Year. Serve all twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac buffet-style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Amusing ways to celebrate the Chinese New Year. Singing Aurd Rang Syne. (I'm going to hell, I know.) NT: Things you wish you hadn't said while the speakerphone was still on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Singing Aurd Rang Syne. (I'm going to hell, I know.) Considering how hard I laughed, I'll be joining you. Must spread rep, yadda yadda. NT: Things you wish you hadn't said while the speakerphone was still on. "Boy, the best thing about working from home is I can pick up all you prostitutes while still getting paid!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you wish you hadn't said while the speakerphone was still on. "Have you seen Annie's **** in that costume? Damn, she's freakin' huge!" **Jerry, could I speak to you in my office?** "Brian, please tell me the mic was off. Oh...crap." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you wish you hadn't said while the speakerphone was still on. "God... is that supposed to be red and bumpy?" NT: World's Worst recipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst recipe Forg ala Peach, and/or Peach ala Frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "God... is that supposed to be red and bumpy?" NT: World's Worst recipe Haggis. Full stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst recipe Whatever it is, it features a can of Cream of Mushroom soup, french-fried onions, and a casserole dish. NT: How not to welcome new kittens to your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How not to welcome new kittens to your house. "Ah! The hors dourves are here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How not to welcome new kittens to your house. "Here, kitty kitty! Have a drink from... THE FIRE HOSE!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How not to welcome new kittens to your house. "Here you go, little kitties! Don't you want to meet Kaa, my pet python? KAA! STOP THAT!" NT: Ways to improve college football that nobody's thought of yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gotta bring back a prior topic to tie into this one. NT: Military equipment reused as personal fitness devices. NT: Ways to improve college football that nobody's thought of yet. Land mines in the end zones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to improve college football that nobody's thought of yet. Naked female referees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to improve college football that nobody's thought of yet. Require SEC and Big XII schools to operate on the same budgets that WAC and Mountain West schools have to. New Topic: Famous people and their unlikely Superheroic ID's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Require SEC and Big XII schools to operate on the same budgets that WAC and Mountain West schools have to. New Topic: Famous people and their unlikely Superheroic ID's. George W. Bush is ... ARTICULATE MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Famous people and their unlikely Superheroic ID's. Britney Spears is Sister Justice, the Heroic Nun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Famous people and their unlikely Superheroic ID's. Dick Cheney is Captain Really, I'm Not A Total Bastard, Believe It Or Not NT: Evil things Dick Cheney did when he was six years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dick Cheney is Captain Really, I'm Not A Total Bastard, Believe It Or Not NT: Evil things Dick Cheney did when he was six years old. Shot his best friend in the face with a slingshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Evil things Dick Cheney did when he was six years old. Built the evil Frankenpoodle to terrorize the neighborhood cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Evil things Dick Cheney did when he was six years old. Dropped the F-bomb on his entire kindergarten class. New Topic: Proposed title and plot summary of the next Indiana Jones movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Indianna Jones and the Evil State Department. After his son is killed by Nazis Indianna Jones finds that th State Department isprotecting these sanme Nazis so that they can win the space race. So Indy gets out his trusty whip to get the Nazis responsible before the FBI arrest him as a Communist Sympathiser. (so many people hated Shia La Bouef in the last movie, I reckon they would rejoice at his death) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dropped the F-bomb on his entire kindergarten class. New Topic: Proposed title and plot summary of the next Indiana Jones movie. Indiana Jones and the Membership in AARP. Exactly what it says on the tin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Scooter Indy loses his scooter and must travel to the Ends of the Earth (or at least the nearest strip mall) to find it, not realizing he could simply buy a new one. NT: Unexpected things that are cheaper to replace than to repair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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