Pariah Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected things that are cheaper to replace than to repair. Jack, the gardener. Seriously, do you have any idea how much an arm reattachment runs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New York. Law suits for all sorts of things otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My sense of self worth somedays NT: Forced to make ends meet, superheroes take up some jobs you wouldn't think they would. For example... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My sense of self worth somedays NT: Forced to make ends meet, superheroes take up some jobs you wouldn't think they would. For example... "Clark, we need two burgers well done." *HEAT VISION* "Well done burgers up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wonder Woman becomes a Nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Forced to make ends meet' date=' superheroes take up some jobs you wouldn't think they would. For example...[/quote'] "Logan, we need those kabobs well-done!" >SNIKT< "Comin' right up, bub." New Topic: Signs that the economic crisis has hit the Champions Universe, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "New Topic: Signs that the economic crisis has hit the Champions Universe' date=' too.[/quote'] "Psychic Hotline, Menton speaking, how may I help you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that the economic crisis has hit the Champions Universe, too. "Will Carry Out My Master Plan 4 Food" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Foxbat goes on Welfare. NT: You meet your Evil Twin from an alternate universe. What is the first thing you say ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You meet your Evil Twin from an alternate universe. What is the first thing you say ? How'd you get your beard to grow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You meet your Evil Twin from an alternate universe. What is the first thing you say ? Wait... you mean, I'm the Good one?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Let me guess, you like anime and Mark Millar?" NT: Other celebrities decide to copy Mr. T, and start calling themselves Mr. or Ms. (first letter of last name). Who joins in, and what do they wear around their neck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paulie Shore or Tom Green decide to call themselves Mr Shore or Mr Green. They wear a a toilet seat around their neck as that is all they are good for anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other celebrities decide to copy Mr. T' date=' and start calling themselves Mr. or Ms. (first letter of last name). Who joins in, and what do they wear around their neck?[/quote'] "Look, it's Prince. Wait, I mean Mr. . . . Mr. . . . Mr. "Whatever it is I'm supposed to call that symbol around his neck". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other celebrities decide to copy Mr. T, and start calling themselves Mr. or Ms. (first letter of last name). Who joins in, and what do they wear around their neck? Mr. Joe, with the plunger hanging around his neck. The Plumber-Man! NT: Biggest surprise at the Golden Globe Awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise at the Golden Globe Awards When they're talking about Kate Winslet's two Golden Globes, they're not talking about film awards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When they're talking about Kate Winslet's two Golden Globes' date=' they're not talking about film awards.[/quote'] I think maybe you're thinking of Salma Hayak.... NT: Biggest surprise at the Golden Globe Awards Ryan Seacrest asks an intelligent question to one of the guests on the red carpet--who then gives an intelligent answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Biggest surprise at the Golden Globe Awards That anyone still bothers with them after the Pia Zadora fiasco of the 80s. NT: Subtle signs that you're not going to be getting a second hit single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're not going to be getting a second hit single. The follow-up to your first hit single is a duet album with a classical cellist. (Excellent album, though. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're not going to be getting a second hit single. "Your name is what? Kalabooboo? Gazafoofoo? Zsazsapoopoo?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Require SEC and Big XII schools to operate on the same budgets that WAC and Mountain West schools have to. New Topic: Famous people and their unlikely Superheroic ID's. Ha! How bout, they can only schedule Division 1 Opponents? I know...I know. for the real one: "Your name is Rupert." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you're not going to be getting a second hit single. Your name is Billy Ray Cyrus. Your first single was Achy Breaky Heart. There are now people who want to use real tanks, real battleships and the airforce against you as well as those who will kill you on sight. Including hair dressers and anyone who hates line dancing. NT: America is truely afraid of Canada. Why ? (Difficulty: No answers along the lines of 'not really afraid' and no sarcasm.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: America is truely afraid of Canada. Why ? (Difficulty: No answers along the lines of 'not really afraid' and no sarcasm.) Because right now, their dollar is worth as much as ours is, and maybe more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: America is truely afraid of Canada. Why ? (Difficulty: No answers along the lines of 'not really afraid' and no sarcasm.) Because they'll mass their fleets of giant sharks and killer Panda bears on the shores of their beaches, and swim across the Indian Ocean to get to us! Then, they'll show up in the lederhosen, get off their camels, and take all our stuff!!! What? I went to public school, what do you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: America is truly afraid of Canada. Why ? Because hockey players are tougher than just about anybody. NT: Subtle signs that your child's gym teacher is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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