Cancer Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bolo's going up north (Traverse City' date=' MI) soon for a 4-day weekend without internet connection. What should he do instead of surfing the Hero boards?[/quote'] Defend yourself against northern mosquitos. I recommend quad-mounted 75mm Skysweepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bolo's going up north (Traverse City, MI) soon for a 4-day weekend without internet connection. What should he do instead of surfing the Hero boards? No....internet...connection? THE HORRORS! THE HORRORS!!!! Oh... um... how about drink...................... a lot. NT: Things that can be improved with ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No....internet...connection? THE HORRORS! THE HORRORS!!!! Oh... um... how about drink...................... a lot. NT: Things that can be improved with ice cream Cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The profits of the companies that make Lactaid and Pepto Bismol from people like me who love milkshakes, but milkshakes don't love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that can be improved with ice cream Tonsillitis surgery. NT: Subtle signs this wasn't a good day to go in and get your wisdom teeth pulled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tonsillitis surgery. NT: Subtle signs this wasn't a good day to go in and get your wisdom teeth pulled. The dentist's daughter just started dating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs this wasn't a good day to go in and get your wisdom teeth pulled. All you can eat steak at the local Texas Roadhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs this wasn't a good day to go in and get your wisdom teeth pulled. The dentist says, "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop smoking... and drinking... and sniffing glue..." NT: Not-so-great ideas for cutting your household expenses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-so-great ideas for cutting your household expenses. "I'll just move out. No household expenses if there's no house!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The dentist says, "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop smoking... and drinking... and sniffing glue..." NT: Not-so-great ideas for cutting your household expenses. "We'll use the stove to heat the house!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cut the house in half therefore half the money ! NT: The grass is always greener, where ? (No easy drugs references ie grass=marijauna) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The grass is always greener, where ? (No easy drugs references ie grass=marijauna) The grass is always greener, in Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaatttle, Washington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The grass is always greener' date=' where ? (No easy drugs references ie grass=marijauna)[/quote'] The showroom at the artificial turf marketing complex. The grass is always greener' date=' in Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaatttle, Washington[/quote'] Uh, no, not this time of year. I like my brown lawn. I don't have to badger my son about mowing it as often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodkins Odds Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In New Orleans. Honestly, the grass is really, really green down here in the sub-tropics. EDIT: I have the third post don't I? NT: What was Death of Being Wrestled to Death by Steve Irwin the Death of before there was a Steve Irwin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What was Death of Being Wrestled to Death by Steve Irwin the Death of before there was a Steve Irwin? The Death of Being Wrestled to Death by Andre the Giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat EDIT: I have the third post don't I? NT: What was Death of Being Wrestled to Death by Steve Irwin the Death of before there was a Steve Irwin? Generic Random Death B-209011-4.1©, under the ISO Death Classification System of 1966. That code has been superceded in subsequent ISO classification systems, but by the time those revised codes were issued, the DoBWtDbSI had been allocated its own specific label. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat EDIT: I have the third post don't I? NT: What was Death of Being Wrestled to Death by Steve Irwin the Death of before there was a Steve Irwin? The Death of Being Wrestled to Death by Abraham Lincoln. NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have messed with Sasquatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have messed with Sasquatch. You're laying flat on your back in the middle of the Canadian wilderness with your arms and legs juuust out of reach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you really shouldn't have messed with Sasquatch. Three words: Sasquatch love baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That your car is a flat as a pancake and that the Sasquatch just kicked a Grizzly Bear and said it was you and the bear believed him. NT: Unusual bets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual bets Over/under on how many skyscrapers are knocked down in the next Death Tribble / Zornwill brawl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual bets "Hey, Barry Allen! Twenty bucks says you can't run faster than light!" "I'll take that bet...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual bets Robert Oppenheimer, at Trinity, taking bets on whether or not the first A-Bomb test would ignite the atmosphere and destroy all life on Earth. NT: rejected advertising slogans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: rejected advertising slogans. Frosted Flakes: It's better than Crack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: rejected advertising slogans. "In the last three months, hardly any Toyotas have exploded!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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