Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thou shalt not believe what they say on cable news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thou shalt not wear white after Labor Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thou shalt not add commandments sixteen through twenty. NT: More subtle signs that the minister in charge of your local congregation is out of his mind. (Back to 3) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Thou shalt not add commandments sixteen through twenty. NT: More subtle signs that the minister in charge of your local congregation is out of his mind. (Back to 3) "...And remember: Gerbils are holy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More subtle signs that the minister in charge of your local congregation is out of his mind. (Back to 3) "Welcome to Westboro baptist Church." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He thinks Fetuses have rights but he hits his children. NT: Good reasons not to eat cake frosting right out of the tub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He thinks Fetuses have rights but he hits his children. NT: Good reasons not to eat cake frosting right out of the tub: "Why are you eating my C4?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Good reasons not to eat cake frosting right out of the tub: Because soon your weight will rival that of a small motorcar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because your cat will plot revenge. NT: Ways to put a dampner on Halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to put a dampner on Halloween Put up your Christmas decorations the day before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to put a dampner on Halloween Give fried eggs and beer to the trickertreeters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to put a dampner on Halloween Put a proximity switch on your lawn sprinklers to start them whenever anyone approaches the house. NT: More things not to give trick-or-treaters (difficulty: nothing dangerous or illegal to give to children) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things not to give trick-or-treaters (difficulty: nothing dangerous or illegal to give to children) Laxatives instead of candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things not to give trick-or-treaters (difficulty: nothing dangerous or illegal to give to children) Chick Tracts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things not to give trick-or-treaters (difficulty: nothing dangerous or illegal to give to children) Copies of Einstein's 1905 "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies" paper. NT: Things to do or have around your house so that the treat-or-treaters are too afraid of the place to come and get goodies from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do or have around your house so that the treat-or-treaters are too afraid of the place to come and get goodies from you. Chick Tracts. No, really, it works for my neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What is a Chick Tract ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What is a Chick Tract ???? If you don't know, you don't want to know. Trust me on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What is a Chick Tract ???? PM incoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oh. When you said "Chick" I thought you meant pretty woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yeah, I had to look it up myself. While I'd encountered them many times, I didn't know that term for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do or have around your house so that the treat-or-treaters are too afraid of the place to come and get goodies from you. Large, vicious mutated dogs. Amazing what a chihuahua the size of a Chrysler can do to property values... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do or have around your house so that the treat-or-treaters are too afraid of the place to come and get goodies from you. Copies of my last chapter test, apparently. New Topic: Subtle signs that your new neighbors are involved in a plot to release the Elder Gods on All Hallow's Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that your new neighbors are involved in a plot to release the Elder Gods on All Hallow's Eve. "Hi, we're the Johnsons. We just moved next door. Yes, we are adjusting fine. Say... is your oldest daughter a virgin?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The magic lettering in circles and the odd chanting that they do when it gets dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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