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It involves transporting every chicken on Earth to the Dimension of Infinite Pain' date=' where they will be trained into deadly warriors and sent back to Earth to wreak havoc. Foxbat will then swoop in to save the day, becoming acknowledged as a Hero and paving the way for his takeover.[/quote']

 

The Attack of the Ninja Chickens. Consider the idea stolen for my next Champions campaign. And repped.

 

New Topic: Foxbat's new Master Plan for the new year.

 

Replace the light ball that drops over Times Square at the stroke of midnight, with one that hypnotizes everybody watching -- even those viewing it on TV. His one command is for everybody to think it's the 1800s again. (He's on a steampunk kick right now, and he really someone to build a lead-plated airship.)

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NT: Subtle signs that they replaced Dick Clark with his evil twin.

 

The undead are all pretty much interchangeable, aren't they?

 

And also, that must be the explanation for the Disco Era. How they put the Evil Twin back in Arkham Asylum might be a tale worth gaming.

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NT: Creative ways to avoid the Superbowl without leaving Planet Earth (difficulty. Must be creative. Turning off TV and avoiding media is notcreative)

 

Get a job in a Chinese slave pit making iPhones, or a Malaysian slave pit making Nikes, or Philippine or Indian slave pit doing customer call center work, or ...

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NT: Creative ways to avoid the Superbowl without leaving Planet Earth (difficulty. Must be creative. Turning off TV and avoiding media is notcreative)

 

Eat thirty huge bags of potato chips in one sitting in hopes that the salt and trans fats will induce a heart attack, one that will keep you in the hospital during the game.

 

NT: Subtle signs that the customer service rep you called over an issue with your cable internet is out of her mind.

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NT: Subtle signs that the customer service rep you called over an issue with your cable internet is out of her mind.

 

He is actually helpful rather than asking irrelevant questions to get you off the line in a minimum amount of time. Don't worry, he'll be fired within the day.

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