Cancer Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In light of Pariah's comment above and the Tribble's penchent for both revenge and sadism' date=' what will Pariah need to do to placate the Tribble.[/quote'] Send him two dozen girls from his classes, all willing to employ schoolgirl charm and chemical weapons on the Tribble's behalf against selected targets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: In light of Pariah's comment above and the Tribble's penchent for both revenge and sadism' date=' what will Pariah need to do to placate the Tribble.[/quote'] Stop being a Peeping Pariah on the Tribble's mom, for one thing. Bringing him the head of teh Bunneh would be a nice gesture, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Supply him with plenty of chocolate-coated Quatro Triticale. NT: I have a stomach bug so can't eat out or go out and walk far and OddHat is bored. He is sick too. How can I entertain him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Supply him with plenty of chocolate-coated Quatro Triticale. NT: I have a stomach bug so can't eat out or go out and walk far and OddHat is bored. He is sick too. How can I entertain him ? Teach the stomach bug to juggle and do other tricks. And I don't see why the bug has to stay on your stomach. Why don't you set it on a table for a while? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I have a stomach bug so can't eat out or go out and walk far and OddHat is bored. He is sick too. How can I entertain him ? Situations like this are why the Good Lord invented Streaming Video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I have a stomach bug so can't eat out or go out and walk far and OddHat is bored. He is sick too. How can I entertain him ? Have him help me think of ways to placate the Tribble. New Topic: creative ways for the Tribble to take his vengeance (on people other than me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: creative ways for the Tribble to take his vengeance (on people other than me). By spreading his dander all across the world, the Tribble can bring the whole world to its wheezing, coughing knees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: creative ways for the Tribble to take his vengeance (on people other than me). He launches his musical career, reciting 3rd Edition Hero rules over Eurodisco backing tracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: creative ways for the Tribble to take his vengeance (on people other than me). All prints of The Importance of Being Earnest now feature the Tribble's commentary track that cannot be switched off. NT: Subtle signs that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln has worn out his welcome in your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His uncontrollable weeping when he sees on TV what his Republican Party has become is keeping us both awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When he tries doing 'I want to take you to a gay bar' by Electric Six Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln has worn out his welcome in your house. He keeps asking when the Broadway revival of Our America Cousin is scheduled to open. New Topic: Prince Hamlet famously said, "The play's the thing / Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King." What else is the play the thing for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Prince Hamlet famously said' date=' "The play's the thing / Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King." What else is the play the thing for?[/quote'] A way to blow your inheritance by investing it all with Max Bialystock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He had it comin'/I'm sure that you would have done the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Prince Hamlet famously said' date=' "The play's the thing / Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King." What else is the play the thing for?[/quote'] Keeping you interested in your college education so you can get more practice acting. NT: Subtle signs Mitt Romney no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He throws himself to the ground and screams and screams and screams until he is sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs Mitt Romney no longer finds your antics amusing. He passes legislation making your union illegal, buys your company, lays off you and all your friends, awarding himself your next year's salary as an executive bonus, and has all you illegal union members arrested and sentenced to hard labor in his company shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He passes legislation making your union illegal' date=' buys your company, lays off you and all your friends, awarding himself your next year's salary as an executive bonus, and has all you illegal union members arrested and sentenced to hard labor in his company shops.[/quote'] And this would be different from his normal modus opperandi exactly how? NT: Subtle signs Mitt Romney no longer finds your antics amusing. The Rmoneybot's "alternate programming" kicks in, he puts on sunglasses, and says in a thick Austrian accent, "I'll be back." NT: Subtle signs that Jim Lehrer no longer finds your debate antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Jim Lehrer no longer finds your debate antics amusing. "I'm sorry, Mr. President, but I can't allow that answer. You didn't phrase it in the form of a palindrome." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2012 Report Share Posted October 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Jim Lehrer no longer finds your debate antics amusing. He threatens to write a parody song about you...in the key of F-flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Jim Lehrer no longer finds your debate antics amusing. He gongs you every time you open your mouth. NT: The final Presidential debate is being held at Miskatonic University! Assuming nobody gets eaten, what happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The final Presidential debate is being held at Miskatonic University! Assuming nobody gets eaten' date=' what happens?[/quote'] The debate is held in a round room for no obvious reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He gongs you every time you open your mouth. NT: The final Presidential debate is being held at Miskatonic University! Assuming nobody gets eaten, what happens? Congressman Ryan finally able to sit in crowd after VP Biden kicked his butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The final Presidential debate is being held at Miskatonic University! Assuming nobody gets eaten' date=' what happens?[/quote'] For once, it's not the Old Ones driving mortals stark raving mad, it's the other way around. New Topic: Entertaining alternatives to political debates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Setting the politicians on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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