Cancer Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have purchased this particular smartphone. It's a smartphone, and I hate phones of all sorts. Or, it can't invert 100-by-100 matrices, which a smart appliance ought to do these days. NT: Things to do when just about everything is pain in the rump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do when just about everything is pain in the rump. Sleep in. Preferably in a fetal position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do when just about everything is pain in the rump. Buy a new seat cushion. Preferrably one that's not stuffed with thumbtacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to do when just about everything is pain in the rump. Eat steak instead. NT: Why should you Let it Snow !, Let it Snow !, Let it Snow ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why should you Let it Snow !' date=' Let it Snow !, Let it Snow ![/quote'] Because once spring comes we're going to need all that runoff from the mountains so the salmon have somewhere to spawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why should you Let it Snow !' date=' Let it Snow !, Let it Snow ![/quote'] It's a nicer thing to say than, "Let it cocaine! Let it cocaine! Let it cocaine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why should you Let it Snow !' date=' Let it Snow !, Let it Snow ![/quote'] If you're a kid, so you can Let It Be a Snow Day! Let It Be a Snow Day! Let It Be a Snow Day! NT: Crazy thing your kids will do to occupy themselves while they're at home instead of at school because of a Snow Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Crazy thing your kids will do to occupy themselves while they're at home instead of at school because of a Snow Day. Practice their Plastic Surgery skills on the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Crazy thing your kids will do to occupy themselves while they're at home instead of at school because of a Snow Day. The same thing they do when it is not a snow day, plot to take over the world ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Go into the kitchen and try to invent new goodies. NT: If you died and were allowed to come back for just two minutes to say what you needed to say to someone important in your life, what would be the gist of it ? Difficulty: No hostility, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you died and were allowed to come back for just two minutes to say what you needed to say to someone important in your life' date=' what would be the gist of it ? Difficulty: No hostility, please.[/quote'] "I love you, and I always will. Also, I never paid the phone bill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you died and were allowed to come back for just two minutes to say what you needed to say to someone important in your life' date=' what would be the gist of it ? Difficulty: No hostility, please.[/quote'] "Dude, you're my best friend. You need to go to my house, power up my computer and clear out the internet cache, delete my browsing history, all that kinda stuff. Oh, and there's a directory on my hard drive called Rule_34. That needs to be deleted too. Don't even look at it. Especially the subdirectory about llamas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you died and were allowed to come back for just two minutes to say what you needed to say to someone important in your life' date=' what would be the gist of it ? Difficulty: No hostility, please.[/quote'] "You don't have to worry for me. I'm doing better than I thought I would." NT: Unintended consequences of boycotting the Girl Scouts for political reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Anti- Fundie people who would have provided honest sexual health counseling and answered girl's questions about sexuality honestly would not get their funding. Also there would be no new Role-Models who were not Right-Wing Conservative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unintended consequences of boycotting the Girl Scouts for political reasons. No more cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unintended consequences of boycotting the Girl Scouts for political reasons. The Jehovah Witnesses bother you instead. NT: When the thaw comes what is revealed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When the thaw comes what is revealed ? Slartibartfast's signature at the base of Vinson Massif. What, you thought he only did fjords? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When the thaw comes what is revealed ? Half a winter's accumulation of snow-buried dog excrement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fnord. NT: How to fight boredom while you're sick and weak as a kitten: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to fight boredom while you're sick and weak as a kitten: Big ball of yarn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to fight boredom while you're sick and weak as a kitten: Operatic gargling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to fight boredom while you're sick and weak as a kitten: They invented Angry Birds for a reason. NT: Subtle signs that the new video game you just bought is too violent for the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the new video game you just bought is too violent for the kids. Their heads explode when they play it. Literally. In real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the new video game you just bought is too violent for the kids. One of the achievements you can earn is "Discover thermonuclear fusion". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the new video game you just bought is too violent for the kids. It allows them to do an autopsy on a person who is still alive..... NT: Other things that Lance Armstrong can apologise for (difficulty nothing to do with cycling) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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