BoloOfEarth Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Use the aircraft catapult to fling 2016 US Presidential candidates into the sea. Tell them they get extra delegates the more distance and hang time they get. NT: Subtle signs that your next door neighbor is a deep cover agent for a different country. (Specify the country they're working for, as well as the subtle sign, please) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that your next door neighbor is a deep cover agent for a different country. (Specify the country they're working for, as well as the subtle sign, please) You know that your next door neighbor is a German agent because he responds to a sneeze with "Gesundheit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that your next door neighbor is a deep cover agent for a different country. (Specify the country they're working for, as well as the subtle sign, please) You know that your neighbour is a Canadian agent because although he is insufferably polite, there are a ton of Molson cans in the back of his black van, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that your next door neighbor is a deep cover agent for a different country. (Specify the country they're working for, as well as the subtle sign, please) Your neighbor is eating all these incredibly rich foods yet remains thin as a rail. Might he be a deep-cover French agent? NT: Subtle signs your next-door neighbor still thinks it's the British Invasion era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 anyone called Paul is Revered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NT: Subtle signs your next-door neighbor still thinks it's the British Invasion era. He sings "Mrs Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" to my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 NT: Subtle signs your next-door neighbor still thinks it's the British Invasion era. He's still upset that that Pope after John Paul didn't choose the Papal name George Ringo. NEW TOPIC: What's for dinner at Avengers Tower tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 The Souls of the Innocent ! Mephisto snuck in while the team are out of town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Nothing. I had all the shawarma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 NEW TOPIC: What's for dinner at Avengers Tower tonight? Lutefisk. It's Thor's turn to cook, and nobody wanted to argue with him. NT: Power Girl is sick and tired of being objectified. What does she do about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 NT: Power Girl is sick and tired of being objectified. What does she do about it? Closes the cleavage window. She was getting a draft anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Makes her new get-up a ghillie suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Make all men wear a cleavage window as well. NT: Ways to avoid the rush hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 NT: Ways to avoid the rush hour Don't get a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Make all men wear a cleavage window as well. Off topic: With as many cheap shots as women take about plumber's crack, I sincerely doubt she'd do that. In fact, her next archnemesis might be the one to do that. On Topic: Starship-class disintegrator cannon mounted in your car, with energy reserves for many hundreds of uses. Clear the congestion! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 NT: Ways to avoid the rush hour Teleportation. It's not that much more expensive than Running, really, and having Fixed Locations would make it easy to get to the office. NEW TOPIC: Subtle signs that Petey the Stone Cold Penguin, the official mascot of the sport of Curling, is now your Representative in Congress / Parliament / Althing / whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 NEW TOPIC: Subtle signs that Petey the Stone Cold Penguin, the official mascot of the sport of Curling, is now your Representative in Congress / Parliament / Althing / whatever. The floor of the House of Representatives is surprisingly slippery, resulting in some rather embarassing pratfalls during speeches (except for Petey's -- Petey can handle it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 There's more fish. Around him particularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 NEW TOPIC: Subtle signs that Petey the Stone Cold Penguin, the official mascot of the sport of Curling, is now your Representative in Congress / Parliament / Althing / whatever. The final tally of Senate votes for the rights of Penguins to eat humans was 1 to 99. NT: Reasons that a High School Student may have a 0.0 GPA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 They are a Tea Bag supporter ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 NT: Reasons that a High School Student may have a 0.0 GPA. It's April, and I still couldn't pick him/her out of a police lineup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 NT: Reasons that a High School Student may have a 0.0 GPA. She's mistaken playing a video game about girls going to high school for girls actually going to high school, and thus never shows up for class. NT: More subtle signs your life is a bad video game (and your player is an idiot!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 NT: More subtle signs your life is a bad video game (and your player is an idiot!). CHARACTER LEVEL 0 HIT POINTS 2 DEXTERITY 5 CHARISMA 7 GOOBER BRAINIAC SKILLS 489 GAZILLION ATTACK POWERS 2 (FLATULENCE) LIVES REMAINING 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 NT: More subtle signs your life is a bad video game (and your player is an idiot!). I have died 32 times by the same death. Getting punched by a professional weightlifter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 NT: More subtle signs your life is a bad video game (and your player is an idiot!). I dream in 8-bit. New Topic: What your favorite superhero orders at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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