Cancer Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 NT: Iceland are in the next round of the European Championships. How will they celebrate or how will Austria cope with the loss ? Another volcanic eruption under a glacier shuts down all the airports in Europe again. NT: Things that happen around Hermit while he's in DC, the more outrageous, the better (no violence please). Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 NT: Things that happen around Hermit while he's in DC, the more outrageous, the better (no violence please). Every restaurant, hotel food court, or stand he encounters turns out to be an affiliate of Taco Bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 Lots of cattle and sheep wandering around because they do not have a pen. And lots of people wielding swords dressed in white with face masks. Everything reminds him of fences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 NT: Things that happen around Hermit while he's in DC, the more outrageous, the better (no violence please). He finds himself the sudden recipient of the adulation of countless intelligent, attractive young people: congressional interns who have realized that Hermit is smarter, more passionate, better-looking, more principled, a better lover, funnier, etc., than the politicians they're usually stuck with. New Topic: The state of Tennessee will now have a chemical element named after it. Unexpected consequences of this decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 New Topic: The state of Tennessee will now have a chemical element named after it. Unexpected consequences of this decision. In a fit of arrogance and buoyed by the UK's vote to leave the EU, Tennessee starts a referendum to leave the United States. While all the other states initially make fun of Tennessee, as soon as they realize they're going to get stuck with either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, the other states quickly follow suit. However, "USexit" gets mistaken for "sexting" and hilarity ensues. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 He finds himself the sudden recipient of the adulation of countless intelligent, attractive young people: congressional interns who have realized that Hermit is smarter, more passionate, better-looking, more principled, a better lover, funnier, etc., than the politicians they're usually stuck with. New Topic: The state of Tennessee will now have a chemical element named after it. Unexpected consequences of this decision. In 20 years, twits on both coasts will assume the state was named after the element Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 New Topic: The state of Tennessee will now have a chemical element named after it. Unexpected consequences of this decision. Two words: Radioactive Whiskey. NT: Subtle signs the newly-elected member of your local school board is out of her mind. (No, actually running for the school boasrd doesn't count!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 They are a giant talking bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the newly-elected member of your local school board is out of her mind. (No, actually running for the school boasrd doesn't count!) "I'm only here for the women." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 Two words: Radioactive Whiskey. NT: Subtle signs the newly-elected member of your local school board is out of her mind. (No, actually running for the school boasrd doesn't count!) (Oh Oak Ridge stills have had Radioactive Whiskey for awhile ) "Soylant Green Mondays will save our school budget a fortune this year...." NT: Signs the fast food worker in the resteraunt you are in has a PHD in one field or another Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 NT: Signs the fast food worker in the resteraunt you are in has a PHD in one field or another When you ask her "what's in this taco?", she doesn't stop talking for five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 NT: Signs the fast food worker in the resteraunt you are in has a PHD in one field or another When you ask him the ingredients of the special sauce, he says, "Hydrogen and time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 NT: Signs the fast food worker in the resteraunt you are in has a PHD in one field or another They tell you in too much detail what your few words reveal about your life and upbringing. NT: Summer is here and the time is right for what exactly. Difficulty no quoting the song Dancing in the Streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 Golf. Kubb. Bathing. Girl watching. Killing mosquitos with extreme prejudice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 NT: Summer is here and the time is right for... Searing animal flesh over an open flame in sacrifice to the heathen gods of barbecue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 NT: Summer is here and the time is right for what exactly. Difficulty no quoting the song Dancing in the Streets. Shivering whenever indoors as your female housemate, wife, girlfriend etc.keeps going "It's too hot" and sets the AC on sub arctic. NT: The last city you would expect gets a pro sports team all its own. What's the city, and what's the name of the new team? (Challenge: Try to avoid profanity) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 The Sheboygan Unspellables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 NT: The last city you would expect gets a pro sports team all its own. What's the city, and what's the name of the new team? (Challenge: Try to avoid profanity) The Metropolis Supers. Roger Goodell is not one to let a city's non-existence stand it the way of The Brand. Shadow Hawk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 To embrace your murderous instincts and become a international criminal join the Gotham Warriors NT : Other reasons your murderous instincts may emerge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 To embrace your murderous instincts and become a international criminal join the Gotham Warriors NT : Other reasons your murderous instincts may emerge. some kid tells you guitars can't have been made centuries ago because "they didn't have electricity back then, duh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 NT : Other reasons your murderous instincts may emerge. You just received a Groupon for the U-Kill-'Em Pig Farm and Bacon Factory. Where you get up close and personal with your future Ham and Cheese Sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 you see [insert politician of your choice] and think why not ? NT: Cities that need a radical colour scheme overhaul (the sillier the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 NT : Other reasons your murderous instincts may emerge. You work with teenagers all [redacted] day, every [redacted] day. (Also, your phone keeps trying to change the word 'redacted' to 'refacted' because, apparently, it's now set to operate in German.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 NT: Cities that need a radical colour scheme overhaul (the sillier the better) Berkeley, California. The entire city needs to be repainted in a tie-dye motif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 NT: Cities that need a radical colour scheme overhaul (the sillier the better) Salt Lake City redone as mounds of very pale crystalline pastels of a variety of subtle colors, all as if different pillars or mounds of salt crystals. To accentuate the effect, the trees are replaced with wrought iron scuptures of long, stark spiky members, giving the impression of ocotillos a hundred feet high. Completing the makeover, the inhabitants are dressed all in jumpsuits of garish black-and-white stripe (think jailbird stripe rotated 90 degrees) studded with random arrangements of a few dozen LEDs (no two arrangements the same), with men wearing mauve bowler hats, women in magenta bonnets, and children in teal centurion-style helmets with lemon yellow horsehair crests. The footgear is all indigo boots. In winter, add chestnut Mao jackets and steampunk-stlye aviator goggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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