death tribble Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 Carve it yourself Fugu fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 Deep One Filets, made right at your table. Mind you, the Deep One might object, but they're a "servitor race" anyway. NT: R'lyeh as a Tourist Attraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 21 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: R'lyeh as a Tourist Attraction. "Still more entertaining than Dayton!" BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 'Hey Maths teachers ! The Angles are wrong ? Well come and prove it and set them right' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 <Over-the-top seductive whispery voice> "R'lyeh. We'll blow your mind. And ... other things." NT: Over-the-top things Cancer might do during the Very Last Lecture Of His Career. NB: The main subject of the lecture will be searching for extraterrestrial life, intelligent and otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 Cosplay as a Romulan. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Over-the-top things Cancer might do during the Very Last Lecture Of His Career. NB: The main subject of the lecture will be searching for extraterrestrial life, intelligent and otherwise. Point out that all of the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointed away from the Earth, and indicate the population of the current class as justification for this decision. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2023 Report Share Posted June 3, 2023 1 hour ago, L. Marcus said: Cosplay as a Romulan. OT: Removing from the realm of possibility a related but truly perverse alternative: Cosplay as an Orion slave girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 21 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Over-the-top things Cancer might do during the Very Last Lecture Of His Career. NB: The main subject of the lecture will be searching for extraterrestrial life, intelligent and otherwise. During the lecture, have a message from extraterrestrials come in, saying, "Stop trying to contact us, already! We checked you out, and there's NO WAY we're getting involved in that $&!%! You humans are cray-cray-crazy!" NT: Unexpected reasons why the extraterrestrials haven't contacted us yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 We're not ripe yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 They're waiting for us to invent the Sub-Etha-Sense-O-Matic. Or at least subscribe to our local provider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Unexpected reasons why the extraterrestrials haven't contacted us yet. They've tried, but their second and not-yet-given-up-as-failure attempt is via a set of LiveJournal identities on which they have a slicker-than-average false front than anyone else as they present (and discuss at length) their watered-down-to-the-point-of-unrecognizability tentacle pr0n, but all the humans assume they're just another slick ensemble of molesters and online fraud artists and no one takes them seriously. (Their first attempt was back in the 1950s where they posed as French-speaking dwarf chessmasters who only wanted to play queen pawn openings over short-wave radio.) NT: Local businesses or organizations in your immediate environment who could be extraterrestrial aliens, but no one pays enough attention to them to care whether they are or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 I have misgivings about the fellow who runs the nearest grill-pizzeria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 4, 2023 Report Share Posted June 4, 2023 Whoever came up with this: Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2023 Report Share Posted June 5, 2023 10 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Local businesses or organizations in your immediate environment who could be extraterrestrial aliens, but no one pays enough attention to them to care whether they are or not. The county immediately south of where I live is the multi-level marketing capital of North America. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if any or all of them were of extraterrestrial origin. New Topic: Your city, state, province, or nation has become a tourist trap for extraterrestrial beings! What's the draw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2023 Report Share Posted June 5, 2023 Me ! That's Who ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 The many lovely lakes. And the moose. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 The creepy hamlet nearby where folks stare at you with dead soulless eyes as you drive by. NT: Signs you may have accidentally sold or given YOUR soul away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 2 hours ago, Hermit said: NT: Signs you may have accidentally sold or given YOUR soul away When you look in the mirror, you never see the same visage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 2 hours ago, L. Marcus said: The many lovely lakes. And the moose. A moose once bit my sister. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 4 hours ago, Hermit said: The creepy hamlet nearby where folks stare at you with dead soulless eyes as you drive by. NT: Signs you may have accidentally sold or given YOUR soul away There's this strange, uncanny thirst for blood that I'm having ... 1 hour ago, tkdguy said: A moose once bit my sister. You, dear sir, are a man of taste, culture, and refinement. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 All of your rolls work out the way you desire them to. NT: Crazy antics that you perform on your travel to Pluto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy antics that you perform on your travel to Pluto. Translating the collected works of Isaac Asimov into Tolkien's Elvish, and the complete works of JRR Tolkien into Klingon. Edited June 18, 2023 by Pariah BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 6 hours ago, Pariah said: Translating the collected works of Isaac Asimov into Tolkien's Elvish, and the complete works of JRR Tolkien into Klingon. Now, why would I do that again? 6 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy antics that you perform on your travel to Pluto. Convert my spacesuit to make me look like Mickey Mouse. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 13 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Crazy antics that you perform on your travel to Pluto. Invent Full Conversion Cybernetics, using my crewmates and myself as experimental subjects. The real fun begins when we get home... Q: What did you do to be sent on a one-way excursion to Mars with nothing by snarky robots for company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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