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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

Gilligan, the Skipper too, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, the Professor, and Mary Ann.

 

NT: Signs you should not order dessert at the restaurant where you've had dinner.

 

The waiter takes 10 minutes to find the dessert menu you asked for.

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Gilligan, the Skipper too, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, the Professor, and Mary Ann.

 

NT: Signs you should not order dessert at the restaurant where you've had dinner.

 

"I see you have not thrown up your Frog ala Peach. May I interest you in some Peach ala Frog for dessert?"

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NT: Things more astounding than England beating Australia and France beating New Zealand at the Rugby World Cup this weekend.

(DIFFICULTY: No references to the UN, Europe which includes any country in Europe and the European Union)

 

Americans realizing there's a Rugby World Cup?

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NT: Things more astounding than England beating Australia and France beating New Zealand at the Rugby World Cup this weekend.

(DIFFICULTY: No references to the UN, Europe which includes any country in Europe and the European Union)

No beer being consumed during said World Cup.

 

NT: Particularly appopriate mob violence scene at a sporting event.

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NT: What to do in winter when the ground's too frozen to bury the bodies.

 

Keep 'em out back in a snowbank for six weeks. Then take 'em out and throw 'em in the stewpot. By that time folks'll be wanting fresh meat so bad it won't matter.

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Chicago fans set Rex Grossman on fire. I mean, they owe him.

 

NT: What to do in winter when the ground's too frozen to bury the bodies.

 

 

Pack snow around them and make a snowman

 

NT: Biggest revelation in Tony Stark's autobiography

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NT: Signs that yours is the next top-ranked College Football team to get their tails kicked in by a third-rate school whose players actually bother with classes and exams.

 

"The NCAA released new rules today. Instead of just kicking a field goal, players will be required to calculate the necessary trajectory of the ball and the amount of force required prior to the kick."

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