Psybolt Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jean Grey, Rogue, Invisible Woman, She-Hulk and Buffy NT: And so the fate of the Multiverse lays in the hands of YOU! and five superbeings of the opposite gender. Who do you NOT want! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: And so the fate of the Multiverse lays in the hands of YOU! and five superbeings of the opposite gender. Who do you NOT want! Agatha Harkness, Granny Goodness, Madame Web, Infectious Lass and Callisto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 1) Castratetrix- The blade weilding Warrior 2) The Menopause Kid - Prematurely aged and Peeved off about it 3) Monkey Girl - Some people are into that poo-flinging thing..not me 4) Sgt. S.T.D. - Well...would you take her? 5) The Cat - Every 28 days the howling drives me nuts!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: And so the fate of the Multiverse lays in the hands of YOU! and five superbeings of the opposite gender. Who do you NOT want! The three Furies, Eris the Goddess of Discord, and my mother. NT: The other person in the dream that was, much to your annoyance, interrupted when your alarm clock went off this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: And so the fate of the Multiverse lays in the hands of YOU! and five superbeings of the opposite gender. Who do you NOT want! Big Bertha, Squirrel Girl, Jubilee, Mockingbird, and Jean Grey (her repeatedly dying and coming back to life in the middle of the adventure would be distracting). NT: You're on a date with Jean Grey and she keeps dying and coming back to life in the middle of dinner; what do you say to try to lighten the mood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The three Furies, Eris the Goddess of Discord, and my mother. NT: The other person in the dream that was, much to your annoyance, interrupted when your alarm clock went off this morning. the new Kara on Smallville... woooo-hooo Big Bertha, Squirrel Girl, Jubilee, Mockingbird, and Jean Grey (her repeatedly dying and coming back to life in the middle of the adventure would be distracting). NT: You're on a date with Jean Grey and she keeps dying and coming back to life in the middle of dinner; what do you say to try to lighten the mood? "Hey, at least you're really hot!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The other person in the dream that was' date=' much to your annoyance, interrupted when your alarm clock went off this morning.[/quote'] Gillian Anderson done up as Lolth NT: You're on a date with Jean Grey and she keeps dying and coming back to life in the middle of dinner; what do you say to try to lighten the mood? Well you know what they say 'Don't drink and die' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're on a date with Jean Grey and she keeps dying and coming back to life in the middle of dinner; what do you say to try to lighten the mood. Maybe there is a light at the end of a different tunnel?....wanna find out? NT: The other person in the dream that was, much to your annoyance, interrupted when your alarm clock went off this morning. There just aren't enough Smiles over here on the side to explain what is going on. NT: The other person who was in your nightmare that woke you up in the middle of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mightybec. (One of us had to say him) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The other person who was in your nightmare that woke you up in the middle of the night. Madeline Albright in a chainmail bikini. (Running gag with some friends. We need professional help.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The other person who was in your nightmare that woke you up in the middle of the night. My daughter, 13 years older, telling me she's going to start dating. NT: Ways to scare off potential suitors of your daughter once she's of dating age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My daughter, 13 years older, telling me she's going to start dating. NT: Ways to scare off potential suitors of your daughter once she's of dating age. Really, really big guns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My daughter, 13 years older, telling me she's going to start dating. NT: Ways to scare off potential suitors of your daughter once she's of dating age. Kiss them on the lips with every greeting. With tongue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kiss them on the lips with every greeting. With tongue (FWIW, I am acquainted with an instance of this happening. Fortunately, not to me.) Double points if you're the same sex as the date. NT: Ways to scare off potential suitors of your daughter once she's of dating age. Demand a cash deposit (refundable) before you allow her to leave the house with them. $2500 is about the right level. NT: Things to say to your son to discourage him from dating, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to say to your son to discourage him from dating' date=' too.[/quote'] "I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but it has teeth. Seriously." Then show him the vasectomy scar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to scare off potential suitors of your daughter once she's of dating age. (I know, this topic was already done, but I had to say it...) Y'know, most parents wouldn't even consider allowing their kid to have a sex change, but "she" was pretty adamant... NT: Things to say to your son to discourage him from dating' date=' too.[/quote'] Show him the film from Johnny Dangerously about Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to say to your son to discourage him from dating' date=' too.[/quote'] "This'll just take time away from your masterbation." NT: World's Worst Super Hero Pick Up Lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "This'll just take time away from your masterbation." NT: World's Worst Super Hero Pick Up Lines Hulk thinks you pretty. ...Hulk have lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Super Hero Pick Up Lines "I have X-ray vision, and I don't care that they're fake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's Worst Super Hero Pick Up Lines You know, I can use my growth powers selectively.... New Topic: Clever responses to bad superhero pick-up lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'With me every night is a Wonder, Woman' 'It wouldn't be a Wonder if you lasted 30 seconds, more like a miracle.......' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Clever responses to bad superhero pick-up lines. "I have X-ray vision, and I don't care that they're fake." "Hate to break it to you stud... I'm wearing a lead bra... they're real... and they're spectacular!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Clever responses to bad superhero pick-up lines. "My precognitive powers allow me to see that you're going to be waking up next to me in the morning." "Do they also show you what my boyrfriend is going to do to you for hitting on me?" NT: You find you're stuck in a horror movie, and you've just been hired to babysit on the night a homicidal lunatic escapes from the asylum. Things are going well until the phone rings. You answer the phone. What do you hear on the line that initially sounds scary, but after a second thought isn't all that scary at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You find you're stuck in a horror movie' date=' and you've just been hired to babysit on the night a homicidal lunatic escapes from the asylum. Things are going well until the phone rings. You answer the phone. What do you hear on the line that initially sounds scary, but after a second thought isn't all that scary at all?[/quote'] "I'm going to get you . . . a pizza . . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You find you're stuck in a horror movie' date=' and you've just been hired to babysit on the night a homicidal lunatic escapes from the asylum. Things are going well until the phone rings. You answer the phone. What do you hear on the line that initially sounds scary, but after a second thought isn't all that scary at all?[/quote'] "I'm in your house... so what the heck are you doing at someone else's place babysitting?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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