Psybolt Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You find you're stuck in a horror movie' date=' and you've just been hired to babysit on the night a homicidal lunatic escapes from the asylum. Things are going well until the phone rings. You answer the phone. What do you hear on the line that initially sounds scary, but after a second thought isn't all that scary at all?[/quote'] "Hi, this is Mitt Romney..." NT: Horror movie villain that isn't much of a horror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paris Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Horror movie villain that isn't much of a horror The Fly "Buzzzz buzzzz buzzzz..." *SWAT* Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Horror movie villain that isn't much of a horror Jason from Friday the 13th. He walks at half a mile an hour. Just drive away already. NT: Particularly embarrassing ways for Jason from Friday the 13th to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly embarrassing ways for Jason from Friday the 13th to kill you. Smothering you with the nylons you're wearing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hit a tree while driving away from him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly embarrassing ways for Jason from Friday the 13th to kill you. Nuclear Wedgie. NT: You just won the election and are President of the US! What's the first thing you do after you're sworn in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You just won the election and are President of the US! What's the first thing you do after you're sworn in? Buy a cigar and review my interns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Buy a cigar and review my interns. Invade a tropical country with the Screaming 10005th Airborne. Population, me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You just won the election and are President of the US! What's the first thing you do after you're sworn in? Take a loooooong nap... cause I probably will need it. NT: You just lost the presidental election. What's the first thing you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You just lost the presidental election. What's the first thing you do? Find a looming crisis to make my cause. And if I can't find one, make one up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Loot the treasury, sack the army, navy, airforce, marines and Customs, lower taxes to 1%, sell the paintings and other stuff in the White House and flee to England where I have plastic surgery on my face and hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You just lost the presidental election. What's the first thing you do? Milk the publicity while you have it to go on every talk show I can get booked on, and show what a nice, normal guy I am. Then start doing the lecture circuit for huge bucks, without the actual worries of being the president. NT: Your running mate was just elected president. You are now vice-president of the U.S. What's the first thing you do? (Difficulty - No attempts to assasinate the president and take over). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your running mate was just elected president. You are now vice-president of the U.S. What's the first thing you do? (Difficulty - No attempts to assasinate the president and take over). Find a good book. It's not like there's much else to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Nail every last hot starlet and porn star I can. (The president gets the Interns and Cheerleaders) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Start my memoirs. NT: Congrats, you are now King of Scotland! What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congrats' date=' you are now King of Scotland! What do you do?[/quote'] What all kings of Scotland do. Drink too much, bicker with my thanes, and lose a hopeless war with England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congrats' date=' you are now King of Scotland! What do you do?[/quote'] Move somewhere less dismal and with fewer kilts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get a new Doorknocker! NT: As King, who would you Knight first, and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: As King' date=' who would you Knight first, and why?[/quote'] Sir Homer Simpson... d'oh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Johnny Wilkinson for services to Rugby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: As King' date=' who would you Knight first, and why?[/quote'] Sir Weird Al... just because NT: As President of the universe, what's the first thing you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Establish the Church of the Divine Gillian Anderson. Worship compulsary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: As President of the universe' date=' what's the first thing you do?[/quote'] Start a war with the immortals from Highlander because of their claims as princes of the universe (cue the theme to "Highlander"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: As President of the universe' date=' what's the first thing you do?[/quote'] Space interns + space cigars. NT: You've declared yourself dictator, and want to annex something. The Sudetenland is so passe . . . what do you annex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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