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NT: Subtle signs that you're going to have to watch the annual Naked Bike Ride in your city, whether you want to or not. (And face it, who does?)

Your mother insists that you watch it...because she's going to be riding. :ugly:

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NT: Subtle signs that you're going to have to watch the annual Naked Bike Ride in your city, whether you want to or not. (And face it, who does?)

Because your options are watch it or ride in it ... after they remove your bike seat.

 

NT: Several people on these boards are on the Supreme Council of Hydra. Who are they, and what's the indicator?

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Michael Hopcroft is Hydra. He posts very subtle things to the board or had you not noticed ?

 

NT: Things more embarrassing than your national team of your country (population 60 Million) being beaten by the national team of another country (population 320,000). Difficulty no mentioning the England football team getting beaten by anyone else. 

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NT: Things more embarrassing than your national team of your country (population 60 Million) being beaten by the national team of another country (population 320,000). Difficulty no mentioning the England football team getting beaten by anyone else. 

You surrendered the nation to alien invaders that only exist on television.

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NT: Many People have said that you can go crazy for Cocoa Puffs. What do other cereals cause you to do?

 

Grape Nuts makes me wonder why it's not just called Peach Gravel.  Honestly, it's neither grape nor nuts.  WTF?!

 

NT:  It turns out that Foxbat was behind the whole Brexit thing (and is taking credit for Iceland beating England, but that's another story).  The big question is, WHY did he want the UK out of the EU?

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NT:  It turns out that Foxbat was behind the whole Brexit thing (and is taking credit for Iceland beating England, but that's another story).  The big question is, WHY did he want the UK out of the EU?

He's been buying up all the small harbor facilities, intends to collapse the Chunnel, and has a brilliant invention to induce another massive eruption of Eyjafjallajökull that'll close the airports for weeks. Then when another silly vote is held to expel all European foreigners and it passes with same flavor of rationality as another recent vote, he will make a killing doing the "inverse Dunkerque" thing ferrying refugees back to the continent. For an extra fee, he'll have fake RAF planes deliver mock attacks on the boats!
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NT:  It turns out that Foxbat was behind the whole Brexit thing (and is taking credit for Iceland beating England, but that's another story).  The big question is, WHY did he want the UK out of the EU?

He's planning to force them to rejoin bne re-enacting William the Conqueror's campaigns and tying them to a France of which he has made himself King. Of course, it never occured him to ask what happened to the last few Kings of France or the last few armies that tried to invade England. (Of course, he is also thinking "I don't need an army! I'm the GoshDarned Foxbat!")

 

NT: It turns out Eurostar was behind the whole Brexit thing (and don't care one little bit about football, but that's another story). The big question is, WHY did they want the UK out of the EU?

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NT: Unexpected consequences of holding the Summer Olympics in the winter (it's winter in Rio).

People drink warm dilute alcohol instead of iced dilute alcohol.

 

NT: Suggestions for appropriate observances of July 20 (SPOILER Shame on you if you need it

1969: Armstrong stepped down onto the Sea of Tranquility

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NT: Suggestions for appropriate observances of July 20 (SPOILER Shame on you if you need it

1969: Armstrong stepped down onto the Sea of Tranquility

).

Send some people back. We can start with Donald and Hillary.

 

New Topic: The temperature here today is expected to be in excess of 100°F (38°C). How can the Pariah Family beat the heat? (The more amusing, the better.)

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NT: The Moral Majority and American Evangelical churches are concerned about Mexico celebrating The Day of the Dead. How do they go about celebrating The Day of The Living as an alternative ?

Tell the homeless this is the one day a year they get to eat.

 

 

New Topic: The temperature here today is expected to be in excess of 100°F (38°C). How can the Pariah Family beat the heat? (The more amusing, the better.)

Set up a sprinkler hose indoors.

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