Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Portland: The Puce City NT: Subtle signs that you're going to have to watch the annual Naked Bike Ride in your city, whether you want to or not. (And face it, who does?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that you're going to have to watch the annual Naked Bike Ride in your city, whether you want to or not. (And face it, who does?) Your mother insists that you watch it...because she's going to be riding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Because you will be shot if you do not. Would you like to know more ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that you're going to have to watch the annual Naked Bike Ride in your city, whether you want to or not. (And face it, who does?) Because your options are watch it or ride in it ... after they remove your bike seat. NT: Several people on these boards are on the Supreme Council of Hydra. Who are they, and what's the indicator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 I have reports that DT is a HYDRA member based upon his constant plans to take over the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 I have it on good authority that Hermit is a loyal Hydra member. How often has he had Cap as his avatar? And who has just come out as being an undercover Hydra agent? None other than Captain America himself, you say! Coincidence? I think not! That Riker avatar isn't fooling anybody, Hermit. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Michael Hopcroft is Hydra. He posts very subtle things to the board or had you not noticed ? NT: Things more embarrassing than your national team of your country (population 60 Million) being beaten by the national team of another country (population 320,000). Difficulty no mentioning the England football team getting beaten by anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Having your country's political process compared unfavorably to the 2016 US Presidential election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 NT: Things more embarrassing than your national team of your country (population 60 Million) being beaten by the national team of another country (population 320,000). Difficulty no mentioning the England football team getting beaten by anyone else. You surrendered the nation to alien invaders that only exist on television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 San Marino militarily dominates the US and enslaves the population. NT: Many People have said that you can go crazy for Cocoa Puffs. What do other cereals cause you to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 NT: Many People have said that you can go crazy for Cocoa Puffs. What do other cereals cause you to do? Apple Jacks make me bend over and retch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Frosties grate on the nerves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 NT: Many People have said that you can go crazy for Cocoa Puffs. What do other cereals cause you to do? Grape Nuts makes me wonder why it's not just called Peach Gravel. Honestly, it's neither grape nor nuts. WTF?! NT: It turns out that Foxbat was behind the whole Brexit thing (and is taking credit for Iceland beating England, but that's another story). The big question is, WHY did he want the UK out of the EU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 NT: It turns out that Foxbat was behind the whole Brexit thing (and is taking credit for Iceland beating England, but that's another story). The big question is, WHY did he want the UK out of the EU?He's been buying up all the small harbor facilities, intends to collapse the Chunnel, and has a brilliant invention to induce another massive eruption of Eyjafjallajökull that'll close the airports for weeks. Then when another silly vote is held to expel all European foreigners and it passes with same flavor of rationality as another recent vote, he will make a killing doing the "inverse Dunkerque" thing ferrying refugees back to the continent. For an extra fee, he'll have fake RAF planes deliver mock attacks on the boats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 He's miffed that both Eurostar and Euroguard refused his membership to join, so he's trying to rip Europe apart at the seams. (Besides, his Master Plantm calls for an island nation of Foxlandia, and what better place for that than the UK?) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 NT: It turns out that Foxbat was behind the whole Brexit thing (and is taking credit for Iceland beating England, but that's another story). The big question is, WHY did he want the UK out of the EU? He's planning to force them to rejoin bne re-enacting William the Conqueror's campaigns and tying them to a France of which he has made himself King. Of course, it never occured him to ask what happened to the last few Kings of France or the last few armies that tried to invade England. (Of course, he is also thinking "I don't need an army! I'm the GoshDarned Foxbat!") NT: It turns out Eurostar was behind the whole Brexit thing (and don't care one little bit about football, but that's another story). The big question is, WHY did they want the UK out of the EU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Since my latest topic appears to bhe a dud, let's try again. NT: Unexpected consequences of holding the Summer Olympics in the winter (it's winter in Rio). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 NT: Unexpected consequences of holding the Summer Olympics in the winter (it's winter in Rio). The field hockey players are wearing ice skates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 NT: Unexpected consequences of holding the Summer Olympics in the winter (it's winter in Rio). Beach Volleyball is being called Tundra Volleyball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 NT: Unexpected consequences of holding the Summer Olympics in the winter (it's winter in Rio). People drink warm dilute alcohol instead of iced dilute alcohol. NT: Suggestions for appropriate observances of July 20 (SPOILER Shame on you if you need it 1969: Armstrong stepped down onto the Sea of Tranquility ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 NT: Suggestions for appropriate observances of July 20 Buy me birthday presents! Pariah and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Use of force against Moon Landing Deniers is approved. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 (I knew as I looked wikipedia first) Everyone is allowed to drop their trousers to give the full moon salute. NT: The Moral Majority and American Evangelical churches are concerned about Mexico celebrating The Day of the Dead. How do they go about celebrating The Day of The Living as an alternative ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 NT: Suggestions for appropriate observances of July 20 (SPOILER Shame on you if you need it 1969: Armstrong stepped down onto the Sea of Tranquility ). Send some people back. We can start with Donald and Hillary. New Topic: The temperature here today is expected to be in excess of 100°F (38°C). How can the Pariah Family beat the heat? (The more amusing, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 NT: The Moral Majority and American Evangelical churches are concerned about Mexico celebrating The Day of the Dead. How do they go about celebrating The Day of The Living as an alternative ? Tell the homeless this is the one day a year they get to eat. New Topic: The temperature here today is expected to be in excess of 100°F (38°C). How can the Pariah Family beat the heat? (The more amusing, the better.) Set up a sprinkler hose indoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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