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NT: Subtle signs you're an NPC in your own life.

Someone kills you for the experience and guts you for the treasure.

 

NT: Inexplicable ice cream flavor names, and what's in them. Please restrict suggestions to things that are at least technically edible.

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NT: Inexplicable ice cream flavor names, and what's in them. Please restrict suggestions to things that are at least technically edible.

Donald's HUUUUUGE Fudge Ripple. With the richest fudge imaginable and a hint of nicotine. The nicotine is there to make you eat more of it. You will then become HUUUUUGE.

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Someone kills you for the experience and guts you for the treasure.

NT: Inexplicable ice cream flavor names, and what's in them. Please restrict suggestions to things that are at least technically edible.

Ostrich Run Away - comes complete with real ostrich meat.

 

NT: You were selected to greet the first off-planet visitors. What do you say to them?

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NT: You were selected to greet the first off-planet visitors. What do you say to them?

"Hey, if you can off the loudmouth orange-haired egotist, his brood, and his chums without appreciable collateral damage, the rest of the planet will worship you guys as gods. Whaddaya say?"

 

NT: And while you're at it, I'd also like _________________.

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NT:  Subtle signs in the Justice League movie that show Zach Snyder doesn't really care anymore.

Aquaman speaks the way you would expect someone who's spent his entire life underwater to speak -- in a series of clicks, squeaks, beeps and whines.

 

Which they don't bother to subtitle.

 

Because, face it -- who listens to Aquaman?

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