Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Psybolt said: NT: Godzilla's favorite practical jokes His raids on Tokyo and environs are actually part of the enormous Scavenger Hunt game he is competing in against Rodan, Mothra, and King Gidorah. NT: Things Godzilla would be looking for in a Scavenger Hunt game against Rodan, Mothra, and King Gidorah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Things Godzilla would be looking for in a Scavenger Hunt game against Rodan, Mothra, and King Gidorah. World's Best Sushi place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Things Godzilla would be looking for in a Scavenger Hunt game against Rodan, Mothra, and King Gidorah. An Academy Award. Hey, Leonardo DiCaprio has one, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 21 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Things Godzilla would be looking for in a Scavenger Hunt game against Rodan, Mothra, and King Gidorah. A Spruance-class destroyer. Summer is here! NT: Problematic things to have for the first outdoor grill meal of summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Problematic things to have for the first outdoor grill meal of summer. Liquid Oxygen Flambe. Not only will you need a grill, but Home Depot will no longer sell you one. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Problematic things to have for the first outdoor grill meal of summer. Two dozen hornets living in your barbecuer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 A raid by ICE NT: Oh No ! Uwe Boll has the funding for a new film ! What disasters await us ? And for those who don't know who he is... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 36 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: Oh No ! Uwe Boll has the funding for a new film ! What disasters await us ? And for those who don't know who he is... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll Pac-Man: The Motion Picture. Because people just couldn't get enough of him in Pixels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 6 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Oh No ! Uwe Boll has the funding for a new film ! What disasters await us ? Assault on the House of the Dead in the Dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 On 6/22/2018 at 10:37 AM, death tribble said: A raid by ICE NT: Oh No ! Uwe Boll has the funding for a new film ! What disasters await us ? Postal 2: The Internet Age NT: Subtle signs Vladimir Putin owns a significant stake in the company for which you work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 36 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs Vladimir Putin owns a significant stake in the company for which you work. The water coolers are all filled with vodka now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 32 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs Vladimir Putin owns a significant stake in the company for which you work. "Colonel, did you see the latest directive? 'By Executive Order, all future Department of Defense weapons systems specs, diagrams, and reports must be submitted in Russian as well as English.' What does that mean, sir?" "It means we're screwed, soldier. We. Are. Screwed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs Vladimir Putin owns a significant stake in the company for which you work. The last whistle-blower to leave the company seems to have succumbed to polonium-210 poisoning. Either that, or Kyrgyzstannic Lumbago with lots of red flags. Hard to tell which. NT: Symptoms of Kyrgyzstannic Lumbago (with or without red flags). The more libelous the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 24 minutes ago, Cancer said: NT: Symptoms of Kyrgyzstannic Lumbago (with or without red flags). The more libelous the better. Dr. Borat, MD, refuses to treat your back [pain our of respect for his Kazakh heritage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 23 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Symptoms of Kyrgyzstannic Lumbago (with or without red flags). The more libelous the better. You turn a funny shade of orange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 23 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Symptoms of Kyrgyzstannic Lumbago (with or without red flags). The more libelous the better. Your football team inexplicably loses out on a bid to participate in the most prestigious tournament in the world. On the plus side, you can take some small comfort in knowing that it's Panama who got blown out 6-1 by England instead of you. New Topic: Due to new advances in testing, polonium-210 poisoning has suddenly become very easy to detect. Name another way to get rid of inconvenient political rivals. (The more ludicrous, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Due to new advances in testing, polonium-210 poisoning has suddenly become very easy to detect. Name another way to get rid of inconvenient political rivals. (The more ludicrous, the better.) Raspberries, because nobody ever remembers to let the Tiger out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Atomic power wedgies. How exactly that works is best left to a fertile and twisted imagination. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 12 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Due to new advances in testing, polonium-210 poisoning has suddenly become very easy to detect. Name another way to get rid of inconvenient political rivals. (The more ludicrous, the better.) Drop anvils on their heads. I understand you can get a good deal on them from ACME, though what you're going to do with the free cup of birdseed is up to you. New Topic: The new ACME catalog is out! What fun stuff is in there (besides Anvils, Rocket Shoes, and the ever-popular "Instant Tunnel")? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 Guaranteed Roadrunner Killer (TM) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 4 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: The new ACME catalog is out! What fun stuff is in there (besides Anvils, Rocket Shoes, and the ever-popular "Instant Tunnel")? Magic Beans. The resulting beanstalk goes up to the stratosphere, but a gust of wind will knock it down the moment you reach the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 On June 25, 2018 at 5:34 AM, BoloOfEarth said: New Topic: The new ACME catalog is out! What fun stuff is in there (besides Anvils, Rocket Shoes, and the ever-popular "Instant Tunnel")? Professor Scheisskopf's Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungsprojektor!! Speed restrictions at range! NT: Games that require more than 50,000 (or more) d6's to play. Need not be an rpg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 9 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Games that require more than 50,000 (or more) d6's to play. Need not be an rpg. Hero System, when playing a Dragonball Z campaign. Ever wonder how many D6s in Killing Attack is needed to shatter the Moon? Now you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Time to Die, where players have to cross a city while dodging rains of dice dropped from helicopters at 5,000 feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 The 'Legos buildings without legos challenge!' NT: Signs the Lego movie or game franchise has gone too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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