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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

 

Every day I get up and mow the lawn

And God increases my number of problems by exactly one

Everybody's comin' home for lunch these days

Last night there were skinheads on the lawn

 

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling

 

Some people say bowling alleys got big lanes

(Got big lanes, got big lanes)

Some people say bowling alleys all look the same

(Look the same, look the same)

The next line in the song doesn't really rhyme with anything

(Anything, anything)

I had a dream last night but I forget what it was

(What it was, what it was)

 

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling

 

I had a dream last night about you, my friend

I had a dream- I wanted to sleep next to plastic

I had a dream- I wanted to lick your knees

I had a dream- it was about nothing

 

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling

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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

 

Greg Champion -- Sensitive New Age Guys From The Bush

 

Authorised parody of Boys From The Bush (© Garth Porter -Lee Kernaghan); these lyrics © Greg Champion, Jane Saunders, Dave Saunders, Brent Parlane, Teresa Connelly

 

First released on the album The Custom CD

 

We been huggin' trees

we been pattin' sheep

we been learnin' to cry

on weekend retreats

we been burnin' incense

'cos we like the smell

and we practise withdrawal

we don't use the pill

 

Chorus

We're the Sensitive New Age Guys from the bush and we're back in town

we do yoga when the sun goes down

we're life members of the dish-washin' club

we're the SNAGS from the bush and we care for the scrub

 

we been bakin' cakes

we been knittin' socks

we're polite to our wives

and we handwash our jocks

we been doin' workshops

on creativity

we been gettin' in touch with

our femininity

 

We been doin' aerobics

we been tryin' to lose fat

we been havin' our mates around

for a cuppa and a chat

our bodies are temples

that we love and respect

and we're into this latest thing

called sacred sex

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Roxette -- It must have been love but it's over now.

It must have been love but I lost it somehow.

It must have been love but it's over now.

From the moment we touched, 'til the time had run out.

It must have been love but it's over now.

It's all that I wanted, now I'm living without.

It must have been love but it's over now.

 

 

Have I freaked you out yet or do I need to listen to Divinyls' I Touch Myself?

or, Holding My Own, by the Darkness apparently.

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