Bazza Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Damn straight! death tribble dates undeath tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza still has has the first first coin he got from mugging a little old lady. He's sentimental like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio may have been cured of being a squid, but he retains two of the tentacles because they're handy when cheating at poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus modelled for half the Fjords in Norway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble made the fjords of Norway. He peed on the great Scandinavian Ice Sheet. The extra mass of new "yellow ice" compressed the existing ice and forced it to extrude through the mountains there, carving new channels. The corrosive powers in the urine increased the cutting, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer -- Shakyamuni reprobate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus travels around the world in a rocket-powered autogyro of his own devising. He even generates the fuel himself, too. He buys frozen bean burritos in blocks of a dozen cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer can fly. It just takes wings stitched together from spotted owls and baby seals to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 spent 3 years doing the Hari Krishna routine at John Wayne Airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Christians were fed to the lions. The Lions in turn were fed to Narratio. Until the Roman mob banded together to put a stop to this cruel and inhumane practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I've heard it said that Gillian Anderson uses Death Tribble as a luffa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Kevin Federline ? PAH ! We all know that Enforcer is the one who knocked up Britanny. Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble was once in a 'pre-owned Buick' salesmans TV advert. You could see him hanging from the flag staff. As it was in Arizona it made sense at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was Admiral Kolchak's right-hand man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above WarGames is a Cancer biopic. Matthew Broderick is the spitting image of C. in his heyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I always seem to find L. Marcus behind me in this thread. What he doesn't realize is that I've been wearing Spy Glasses with mirrors in them and watching him the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Didn't you buy several pairs of those from the back on some 1960's DC comic. Along with the 'X-Ray vision' glasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenIs Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above You know for a squid that got better, you have to find that Narratio is an alright being after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . That's not silver, you know -- It's chrome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above "L. Marcus, eh? No odds, no hairdresser in sight, sells chrome to people who think it's silver (or the other way round - no matter which he makes a killing), stays under your mind and his age added together equals 4. Yup, I know this hoodlum, officer ..." WE WILL GET YOU! WE ARE CLOSE! AND WE EVEN DON'T HAVE YOUR DNA-CODE OR FINGERPRINTS YET! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . The Baron's middle name is "Silly Billy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . The Baron's middle name is "Silly Billy." L Marcus was a roadie for Jim Croce in 1971 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above You promised to never tell anybody!!! Ahm ... I mean: Salami. No! Bologne. Hogwash. Pure imagination. L. Marcus makes things up and anyway ... how is he supposed to know my middle name? It is not that L. Marcus and me, Der Rote Baron, lived together in a flat in Sheffield during the 80s when Thatcher was still the Iron Lady of Albion. It is also not true that we had to move out because his UNBELIEVABLE CURLY AND UNKEMPT HAIR CLOGGED ALL THE DRAINS so that I had to pay these OUTRAGEOUS SUMS to the landlord to have them unclogged, repaired and the flat renovated. And so it is also untrue that, to call it quits and to get on with live, I asked him to NOT TELL ANYBODY ABOUT MY MIDDLE NAME - which isn't something as stupid as "Silly Billy" by the way - as the only thing he had to do. I paid all the bills. All. Bills. I. And it is not my middle name. It is a nickname. And L. Marcus did not even invent it. Was that drinking buddy of his from Worcester Street. Remember? No. The smelly one. So you see - L. Marcus is a liar. And still owes me 7,800 squid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer has a police record in Alabama for pushing in lines. He killed an old lady doing it in 1963 and served 9 years in a chain-gang. But now he can sing "Old man river" and the "Go down, Moses" perfectly. But he still gets into people's way when they are innocently trying to complicate somebody .. like L. Marcus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . Brian. The guy with the huuuge Adam's Apple. Good you reminded me -- he owes me a hogshead of cider. And Enforcer was our landlord, o'course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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