Thia Halmades Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat has spent his years in a quest - a quest to determine what about his head makes it so abusurdly difficult to find a cap that fits. Perhaps it was the strange Chinese gentleman who sold him the fur cap, when he muttered the ancient words and the tail would glow, with a faint reflective light that placed this curse upon his noggin. Nothing has worked before or since. Maybe it's all a ruse, and the tail is really the nature of his special powers. With his trusty sidekick, Mrs. Oddhat, he fights crime with his multi-functional racoon tail, always one step ahead of the villain! It saves people! It cudgels villains! And never again will another hat fit on his head, lest he bequeath the hat to someone else, as it was given to him by its former owner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above She's also a "he." That's what you say today. Oddhat knows better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Don't make me complicate you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia, a Big, manly sword weilding barbarian with a girls name. His father was a big Johnny Cash Fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The E. has yet to apologize for the Tunguska Incident. Of 12,000 BC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The E. has yet to apologize for the Tunguska Incident. Of 12,000 BC. It was along time ago. Let it die already! L Marcus keeps score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 always finds a way to make me smile, despite never having met him and being on a keyboard. Never fails. This is because he uses complex phermones which he's managed to transfer via internet connection and will soon be selling on the black market for ABC/Disney/AOL/Your Cousin Bob (a new gaming company). Watch for it. look - a twofer - a compliment AND a complication all in one! ~DEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia Halmades has just been released from prison after serving a 30 year term for going upto Henry Kissinger and saying 'Shake it Fat Boy !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was there, standing in the center of Trafalgar Square, wondering why he couldn't see the whole of London when the Antichrist swept through on his bicycle. - Gratuitously borrowed from Good Omens. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia Halmades' day job is scraping barnacles off the bottoms of supertankers. The little ones he puts in soup. He keeps the big ones and makes beaded sweaters with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's recent 'encounter' with Geraldine would put Gone with the Wind to shame for sheer drama; after a heart-racing blaster duel, their meeting progressed into hand to hand combat... and then the guards arrived. One kiss and under a hail of poorly aimed, Storm-Trooper quality laser fire, our hero is racing through the catacombs of the Orbital Station to return to his ship, calling on his trusty crew for aid, when suddenly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Chuck Norris did in fact not learn Jeet Kune Do from Bruce Lee - he learned from Thia Halmades! Chuck just can't admit that he couldn't live up to Thia's high standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is perhaps the worlds greatest living thief; much of the jewelry that is trumpeted about these days is actually fake. He stores teh real one's in his summer home in Greenland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 actually is a refugee from a videogame universe, a psychic echo resonating on our own dimensional plane, moving in ways that he himself barely understands so as to allow his true self, his prime, to continue its battle against evil. For some reason, his next move involves sex with blonde nineteen year old twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat. Made of day old chutney. Each day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble's real name is Alex Krycek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza once bit the head off a live bat on stage, and is now a fugitive from PETA. They have guns. Lots of guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia Halmades once, on a whim, gave the PETA lots of guns. The whim misfired though; he actually meant to give them lots of gnus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus, under the false pretense that no gnus were good gnus, took guns to gnus in the news, and is now forced to run from the gnu news, in the nude. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia Halmades is the NSA's mole on these boards, taking notes, logging addresses and identities, ranking people by their threat level. When it comes time for the Final Solution to the Imagination Question, our individual fates will be the results of his surveillance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above ... when suddenly the station starts to shake from a heavy land bombardment of missile fire! The alien insurgents have figured out where our hero was, and he's now in the midst of a life & death decision - save the woman he loves, but barely knows, and risk certain death - or save himself and get his crew the hell off this station! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia sleeps like a Viking. You don't wanna know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is actually the result of an atomic gamma irradiation experiment gone horribly wrong. That's why you've never seen a color picture of him; he only appears in black & white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above It is rumored that Thia Halmades once wrestled under the stage name: The Amazing Lenny Poffo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trained Chicken Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Aw, way to go, Mr. "Dangerous Danny Davis" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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