Cancer Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza: the Mysterious Universal Force that steals socks out of everyone's laundry. No one knows what he does with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once channeled the spirit of Takofanes. Tak didn't enjoy it much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once brought 99 of the most beautiful women to a simultaneous, dream induced, climax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84. Why 84 ? Because he has 84 Chromosones. That's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble secretly dances at the House of the Rising Sun. His non de plume is "Fluffy". Dr. Anomaly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above When HMS King George V went for scrap a few decades ago, one of the nice things was that Bazza finally saw the light of day for the first time in thirty years. You see, he was in the "squirrel cage" that was the battleship's engines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above All atomic clocks in the world gets their beat from Cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus once gave his kingdom up for a horse. Then he ate the horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2005 Report Share Posted December 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above MFH sold a rockinghorse for a kingdom once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above They say that Enforcer84 is mean. Well he owns Scotland and makes them li=ve on a pittance so I'd say yes they were right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above They say that Enforcer84 is mean. Well he owns Scotland and makes them li=ve on a pittance so I'd say yes they were right. Death Tribble: Fuzzy Vibrating Destroyer of Cities. No wonder he's popular in Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above OddHat is in fact a refugee from Barsoom who got extensive plastic surgery and a dye job in order to assimilate into our culture better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above MfH once sold Mr. Ed for a kingdom. Some might say that he made a killing there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus. What Stalin now looks like after drinking from the fountain of youth and extensive plastic surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is the sole living remnant of a secret terror lab hastily set up by the Argentine Junta on West Falkland Island. When the SAS captured the place, most of the "specimens" were not viable without life support, or so obviously inimical that they were destroyed. His file, still classified, held something interesting enough to prevent him from being fed to the incinerators with everything else as the lab was dismantled. We can only speculate on what that might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above In 1274, Cancer led a Mongol hoard on an invasion of Japan. Unfortunately, he failed to check weather.com that morning and the entire fleet was destroyed in a freak typhoon. I'm not sure how he survived when the rest of his army was sent to the bottom of the raging sea; he was probably wearing his water-wings at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill ... the current avatar of Shiva, the Destroyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer. Sagitarrius in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble's crude hand-drawn avatar conceals the truth: that he's Rembrandt van Rijn brought forward in a time warp and trapped in the body of a Barbie doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Is Cancer really still alive? Hm. I'd've thought 40 pounds of explosives in the undercarriage of his car this morning would do the job. At least I can rest in the satisfaction that he was probably made late for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above keys_bill? He's soaking in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat can sing 289 verses of "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" without repeating himself, but only after he's had three or four shots of Old Grand-Dad first. If he tries it sober, he only gets up to about 75. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus. What Stalin now looks like after drinking from the fountain of youth and extensive plastic surgery. There's a fountain of extensive plastic surgery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer: Not only is he persoanlly aquainted with most celestial bodies. He took many of them to their senior proms. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer "Ziggy" Stardust faked his rock'n'roll suicide. He now lives on a quiet farm with Elvis, Norma Jean, James Dean and JFK. (part of my inspiration for the complicate) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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